Why did....????!

Question: Mama say "Don't go near that river"?
( I will accept a variety of answers)

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Answers: Mama say "Don't go near that river"?
( I will accept a variety of answers)

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And don't go hanging around old Catfish John

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I think that's it by the funny man the late Johnny Russell. I was sorta thinking about Sammy Kershaw's song "Don't Go Near The Water" too. great question Caveman

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There be chickens and coons in there son they will get you.

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