R&P Employment Agency?!
Question: Here’s a chance to let your imagination run wild. Let’s pretend you have a very specific magic power. That would be to eliminate any band or solo artist of your choice from ever existing. Since this band never existed, it’s now incumbent upon you to find a new gig for the group’s lead vocalist (or other member of note). So, to put this in the form of a question, which band would you pick and what would the new career be? Guess I’ll go first.
Eliminate – MCR
Gerard Way’s new job – Suicide prevention counselor, bEcUzZ hE s@vEs LyFs.
Answers: Here’s a chance to let your imagination run wild. Let’s pretend you have a very specific magic power. That would be to eliminate any band or solo artist of your choice from ever existing. Since this band never existed, it’s now incumbent upon you to find a new gig for the group’s lead vocalist (or other member of note). So, to put this in the form of a question, which band would you pick and what would the new career be? Guess I’ll go first.
Eliminate – MCR
Gerard Way’s new job – Suicide prevention counselor, bEcUzZ hE s@vEs LyFs.
I'd put Avril Lavigne in retail - Hot Topic, most likely. She'd be at home with other poseurs. ;-P Evil!
That's right Rckets, make that little ***** work for once in her life ;P
Nickleback - Chad Kroeger to become the monotone guy on automated phone messages
Eliminate - Wham!/George Michael
New Job - Bathroom attendant
hehe... It probably wouldn't be a good idea to give him that job position, but I'm sure he'd be fine with it.
First off, nice choice for Gerard. That gave me a good laugh.
For me, I have to strip Gwen Stephani of her fame. I feel like I have certainly lost IQ points from what only amount to brief radio encounters. I would choose for her, to be a human stomache pump. I know she certainly inspires nausea in me and I think she would really do a great service in using that talent to the benefit of others.
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Oh, I'm talking about making her a paid hospital employee. You could pay her the wage of a specialized nurse and even advertise her as an alternative stomache pump that would require no tubes down your throat (and risk of trachea damage and a SLIGHTLY more comfortable experience). I think she would be a big hit and could make a very good living at it.
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I thought about going bulemic assistance help line, but that just felt too mean spirited.
Eliminate - Kid Rock.
New Job - teaching Anger Management classes.
Eliminate Hinder. And make the lead singer teach vocal lessons. (so He knows how horrible he is!)
Joan Jett
I could see her as a stay at home mom. Maybe I'll be generous and say DJ on the radio. She has decent taste in music, she just doesn't perform it well (to me).
I don't even know if I can come up with an answer, because I'm laughing too hard at your suggestion for Gerard. (apparently, you took my Emonics class, because you typed that out very nicely. I give you an A).
Hmm...
Eliminate - Marilyn Manson
New job for Marilyn: Mary Kay saleslady. Can you see him teaching his application techniques?
Eliminate Starship
Mickey Thomas and Grace Slick would be Construction workers so they would actually have to build a city.
At the risk of being offensive, I'd eliminate Hootie & The Blowfish. Darius Rucker would then find fame playing the token black guy in B-movie slasher flicks.
NP: "Ready to Rock" - Whitesnake
Eliminate Creed
Scott Stap - Televangelist. Drunken Lothario hypocrite who has his arms wide open!
"bEcUzZ hE s@vEs LyFs." LOL, classic! Sylvia gave me a good laugh as well...I actually like Marilyn Manson but the idea of him showing some housewife how to apply makeup is hilarious. And driving a pink hearse perhaps?
I would eliminate Gwen Stefani and give her one of the only other proffesions she'd be qualified for...a hostess at Chili's or jockying a register at one of those little retail carts in the middle of the mall.
haha that's funny about gerard (i'm an mcr fan but that is hilarious!) i guess we'll get rid of the jonas brothers and they can all run a family owned circus
nick* can be the tightrope walker (because we all know that he NEVER falls)
joe can be the lion tamer just because it would be funny to see any of those wimpy guys taming a lion
and kevin can be the guy that gets nailed to that spinning board and have darts thrown at him!
* nick was the one who tripped on stage for those of you that don't get it
the only reason i know this is because my jonas- obsessed friends were talking about it on the way home from school
with my super elimination powers of doom, I shall eliminate...
Fall Out Boy
Pete Wentz's new job?
suing people who use copywriter material under Fox networks
I'd put the effeminate one from Fall Out Boy (can't say I know his name, but you know the one) to work at the make up counter in some second rate department store. Seriously, I bet there a lot of ladies on a budget out there who could benefit from his expertise in mascara application and what not.
Morrisey
New job- Suicide hotline counselor, half way thru the phone conversation, the caller would be telling Morrisey "c'mon guy, things aren't as bad as all of that... You have plenty to live for.." Cause EVERYBODY is happier than Morrisey. ;-)
Van Halen
DLR, new job- before picture for Proceed and/or Bosely Hair Restoration commercials.