In the spirit of Friday, hit me with your best rock and/or pop themed joke.?!
Question: General old band jokes or jokes about a rock or pop figure. Have fun. Whoever makes me laugh the hardest wins.
I'll start it off with an old standard that makes me chuckle, set the bar pretty low.
What happened when the singer locked the keys in the car?
The bass player couldn't get out.
Answers: General old band jokes or jokes about a rock or pop figure. Have fun. Whoever makes me laugh the hardest wins.
I'll start it off with an old standard that makes me chuckle, set the bar pretty low.
What happened when the singer locked the keys in the car?
The bass player couldn't get out.
What did Britney's right leg say to her left leg?
Nothing, they've never been together.
Q What's the difference between Rascal Flatts and a porno?
A The porno has better music.
why can't you go to the bathroom at a beatles concert?
there's no john.
What's a plumbers dream?
To Fix Olivia Newton's John
(A veritable knee slapper!)
Sookie - very naughty!
What does Micheal Jackson do while in the Washroom?
Pulls Down His Billy Jeans
Sticks Out His Thriller
And Beats It....
Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A: He was stapled to a chicken.
Q: If a Punk and a Skin are in the back of a car, who's in front?
A: A cop.
Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they're all to depressed to do it.
Q:Why did Cher get sad?
A: Because it wasn't Sonny.
what's more funnier than the fact that if AXL ROSE is an anagram of oral sex.... or maybe even the man himself, now hes a joke!
edit: TOOT MAGOOCH...... v.v. funny, sick but funny
Q. What do you call a drummer who's girlfriend breaks up with him?
A. Homeless.
Ba-dum-ching.
Sookie.... that rocked... but not like Rock Hudson.
NP: "Young Man, Old Man" - The Black Crowes
What is the similarity between Michael Jackson and an TV??
They both can be turned on by a 10 years old boy.
What is the least-used sentence in the English language?
Is that the banjo player's Porsche?
what does michael jackson and k-mart have in common
they both have kids underwear half off..
I am not going to use those two examples. I am doing my own......
Joke no. 1
If KISS can slam guitars, why can't Nirvana do it? Nirvana can't do it because they are afraid of KISS!!!
Joke no. 2
Britney Spears always being like some imitation....first Aaliyah, then Gwen Stefani, and then old Madonna....maybe she should be friends with Ellen Degeneres! Maybe she should also meet up with......Lindsay Lohan!
Joke no. 3
Maybe there should be a black-and-white battle---Boyz II Men vs. the Backstreet Boys...in honor of Michael Jackson's song, "Black or White"....Michael Jackson passing off as a white transvestite....isn't it strange.......?