There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis..........?!


Question: ............does anybody know his real name??????


Answers: ............does anybody know his real name??????

He might swear he's Elvis but he's not, he's a schizophrenic who grew up in the ghetto. He's got a wooden heart, and wears blue suede shoes, but no one knows his real name because he wont tell anyone. He's got a suspicious mind.

"John", but Kirsty liked to call it like that..

I'm not sure, but I know he's a liar, and I'm not sure about you.

;)

He's NOT Elvis, ....I AM!!!!

He is, I met him at a pay phone in Dallas last year and he needed change so I gave it to him....He said "Thank You Very Much"

Hank....?

Wasn't Elvis a chicken in a Warner Brother's cartoon?

"Elvis, me boy - Why don't you, I say why don't you lay an egg and give the wife a rest" or something like that.

There's more per square mile in the UK than anywhere else on the planet. Elvis's I mean.

How can I tell you his real name; I don't even know which chip shop you refer to.

Marty... and he lives in Hicksville

real name Elvis Aaron Presley!

maybe there's two elvis's

Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis has left the building

who cares?

wise men say.....................................



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