I want to be a Rock Star, could someone give me a step by step program to do so?!
Question: After you come up with a catchy name for a band and an appealing look....
1. Assess your talents and musical abilities and those of the people you play/sing with.
2. Surround yourself with talent.
3. Develop a unique sound.
4. Write music. If you don't know how to read music, learn.
5. Write lyrics.
6. Practice, practice, practice and get constructive advice.
7. Play for free or profit at dances, band-offs, etc., to get you, your sound, and your name out there.
8. Buy some studio time and make a CD which you will sell, give to radio stations, and send off to agents.
9. Submit yourself to every talent show on earth.
10. Practice, practice, practice.
If you are meant to be a rock star after following those steps, you will be.
Answers: After you come up with a catchy name for a band and an appealing look....
1. Assess your talents and musical abilities and those of the people you play/sing with.
2. Surround yourself with talent.
3. Develop a unique sound.
4. Write music. If you don't know how to read music, learn.
5. Write lyrics.
6. Practice, practice, practice and get constructive advice.
7. Play for free or profit at dances, band-offs, etc., to get you, your sound, and your name out there.
8. Buy some studio time and make a CD which you will sell, give to radio stations, and send off to agents.
9. Submit yourself to every talent show on earth.
10. Practice, practice, practice.
If you are meant to be a rock star after following those steps, you will be.
Never gonna happen
Your name says it all doesnt it? "Delusions of Grandeur"
1
How to Be A Rock Star
* Being a rock star is a very tricky job.
* There are lots of things you have to remember.
2
Always be surrounded by good-looking people.
* It is important for your fans to know just how cool you are.
* Good-looking people make you look really cool.
3
Have a very large hairstyle.
* Big hair is sexy.
* If you don?t have big hair naturally, there are people that can help.
4
Always wear tight pants.
* When I say ?tight,? I mean really, super tight.
* This way, your fans will know that you have two legs, just like them.
5
You have to smoke.
* Smoking makes you look really tough.
* It gives your fans the idea that you don?t even care if you get lung cancer.
6
Carry an instrument.
* Even if you don?t know how to play it, just holding makes you look really musical.
* People who like rock stars like music, too.
7
Try to be British.
* British people make better rock stars because they have accents and bad teeth.
* They are also confused a lot, which is cool.
8
Have an abstract autograph.
* When you sign your name, make sure it is less than three letters.
* You can know what the letters are, but no one else should.
9
Flash around a lot of money.
Step 1. Have talent, Step 2. Get discovered by the right people at the right time. Step 3. Be better than the 20,000 peopek that want to be a rock star too. Step 4. Figure out that you have a better chance of hitting the lotto twice in a row than being a rock star.
good luck with that...we share the same dream buddy...lots of competion out there
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7uSlqI1AVUk
Gain popularity, actually woo people with your illsusion of being a "rock star", get a hit album, sell out, OD on drugs, then die a so-called legend.
One step:
Sell your soul to the Devil
So you want to be a rock & roll star
Well listen now to what I say
Just get an electric guitar
And take some time and learn how to play
And when if your hairs are right
And your pants are tight It's gonna be all right
(It's gonna be all right)
Well is time to go downtown
To the agent man he won't let you down
Sell your soul to the company
They're all waiting there To sell plastic wares
And in a week or two if you make the charts
The girls will tear you apart
What you pay for these riches and fame
Well it's all a vicious game You're a little insane
What you get is the public acclaim
Don't forget who you are You're a rock & roll star
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