What is an embarssing story that happened to you?!
Question: eason w mentioned that we all have embarassing stories and i remembered one of mine...
i was a sophmore in high school and i was at a house party way out in the boonies and it was packed and popping... me and my homies were walking around the party and we walked into the backyard... there was one light on the patio and it was one of those red light bulbs so it was really dark... there were hella heads in the backyard, it was even hard to walk through... i lost my homies and i was walking around and then it happened...
*splash!* i fell right in a fu<king pool...lol... i didn't even see it... it was mid december and the pool was all green and sh*t too... it was fu<king nasty... i popped out the pool and everyone was standing there laughing... like straight out of a movie and sh*t... luckly i was wearing a big a$s hoodie and no one knew it was me as i ran to the front... my homeboys were already up there... they laughed so hard i was like let's get the fu<k out of here and we split out
Answers: eason w mentioned that we all have embarassing stories and i remembered one of mine...
i was a sophmore in high school and i was at a house party way out in the boonies and it was packed and popping... me and my homies were walking around the party and we walked into the backyard... there was one light on the patio and it was one of those red light bulbs so it was really dark... there were hella heads in the backyard, it was even hard to walk through... i lost my homies and i was walking around and then it happened...
*splash!* i fell right in a fu<king pool...lol... i didn't even see it... it was mid december and the pool was all green and sh*t too... it was fu<king nasty... i popped out the pool and everyone was standing there laughing... like straight out of a movie and sh*t... luckly i was wearing a big a$s hoodie and no one knew it was me as i ran to the front... my homeboys were already up there... they laughed so hard i was like let's get the fu<k out of here and we split out
Since I love this section, ima tell you all a deep dark secret.
When I was still a child,, I had went over my cousin's house. They left the room and I turned on a show on Showtime. I started to masturbate and my cousin came in the room. He saw me and went to tell all my other cousin's. I ran and told him that I was just playin, since all he saw was my hand in my pants. I said I as acting like that since I heard you was coming to the room. The believed me, even though it was still embarassing.
THAT"S IT!!!! I WAS A LIL KID YO. THAT STORY WILL NOT LEAVE DIS QUESTION!!!!!!
My most embarrassing moment was when I hit a stop sign right after school. I guess I didn't read the sign. It left a mark in the worst place you could think of.
Wow... Well.. The most embarrassing thing that happend to me was-
I was playing around with my friends at a packed park on a saturday after school. I was 13 years old and we were playing Baseball on the field. I was ready to hit the ball and my friend threw a fast ball. Well, it hit me on my forehead, and since I have slow reflexes, I swung. And the bat went around, hit the back of my head, and I fell to the ground, hitting my head on home base, and the bat falls and hits the back of my head again... So, now I'm in pain, and I hear several people laughing their asses off and screaming "Call -so and so-, hilarious!". Atleast my friends were worried...
It doesn't sound embarrassing, but it was.. I could barely stand up, yet they still laughed.. and on Monday at school, I was famous T_T
isnt this the rap music section?
i kicked this kid that was playing the piano. thne my moms said what happened to him and i said "yes what happened to you?" he said "ummm i fell" then his mom seeen the kick him befor so she ttold my mom and her friends .
OK this didn't happen to me directly, but it's a funny story...
I work with a number of VP's, and at times we reimburse them for expenses. We "had" a new Asian chick join our department and she didn't quite have a handle on the English language. R.B. Jones, one of executives needed to have a rush cheque prepared, so he called down, and instructed our new employee as such. Make cheque payable to R.B. Jones. He repeated it very clearly he told me later. Make it payable to R. only B. only Jones! She understood.
When he came to pick up his cheque...He was really pissed, he was fuming.... he called me over... and simply handed me the cheque... It was payable to "Ronly Bonly Jones!"
I couldn't help laughing. YOU HAD TO BE THERE!!! The look on his face was ... priceless.
Touche
ima change my story.
I was a strange STRANGE very strange kid back in like 4th grade. I had no friends and would say stuff that was out the ordinary. Plus i had acne BADLY (yes i started very early).
MY whole 4th grade year was an embarassment. I look back on it in shame