Misheard song lyrics???!
Question: Metallica: Enter Sandman
real lyrics:
Dreams of wars, dreams of lies, dreams of dragons fire
... and of things that will bite-yeah!
misheard as:
Dreams of wars dreams of lies dreams of dragons fire
... AND A BAKED APPLE PIE-yeah!
Jay-Z: Big Pimpin'
real lyrics:
Big Pimpin', spendin' G's
misheard as:
Big Pimpin, spinach and cheese.
Guns N' Roses: Paradise City
real lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city.
misheard as:
Take me down to a very nice city.
Green Day: Boulevard of Broken Dreams
real lyrics:
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
To know I'm still alive and I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
misheard as:
Sometimes I wish someone would pillow fight me
To know I'm still alive and i wore cologne
i wore cologne
i wore cologne.
Green Day: Good Riddance
real lyrics :
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
misheard as:
I'm an evangelist on a Sunday TV show.
Answers: Metallica: Enter Sandman
real lyrics:
Dreams of wars, dreams of lies, dreams of dragons fire
... and of things that will bite-yeah!
misheard as:
Dreams of wars dreams of lies dreams of dragons fire
... AND A BAKED APPLE PIE-yeah!
Jay-Z: Big Pimpin'
real lyrics:
Big Pimpin', spendin' G's
misheard as:
Big Pimpin, spinach and cheese.
Guns N' Roses: Paradise City
real lyrics:
Take me down to the paradise city.
misheard as:
Take me down to a very nice city.
Green Day: Boulevard of Broken Dreams
real lyrics:
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
To know I'm still alive and I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
misheard as:
Sometimes I wish someone would pillow fight me
To know I'm still alive and i wore cologne
i wore cologne
i wore cologne.
Green Day: Good Riddance
real lyrics :
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
misheard as:
I'm an evangelist on a Sunday TV show.
my all time favorite is jimi handrix "purple Haze" correct lyric: ' Scuse Me While I Kiss the Sky" misheard as :' Scuse Me While I Kiss this Guy" I think there is actually abook by that title which is chock full of misheard lyrics. i saw the author on a talk show a long time ago.ok now i've researched this and you won't believe it,but there is a website called kissthisguy.com with a complete"Archive of Misheard Lyrics". it's a scream, there are thousands of them, you can vote 'funny" or 'not funny'!
hahaha very funny :)
Beach Boys: "Help Me Rhonda"
real lyrics:
Well since she put me down Ive been out doin in my head
Come in late at night and in the mornin I just lay in bed
Misunderstood as:
Well since she put me down there's been owl's puking in my bed...
Buy the book: "Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs" I promise you'll love it! My sides hurt so bad after reading that book!
Nice!!! lol
Jimi Hendrix-Purple Haze
real lyrics: 'scuse me while I kiss the sky.
misheard as: 'scuse me while I kiss this guy.
Elton John: Tiny Dancer
real lyrics:
Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer
misheard as:
Hold me closer, Tie me down, sir.