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Answers: Question comes to mind as a Poison song pops up on my iPod. The lyric here is "put me into you like a flesh tattoo." Okay... I know what they're going for, but it just doesn't work. Another infamous favorite is the Kiss song "Burn B*tch Burn" with that classic line "I wanna put my log in your fireplace". Yikes.

Any other head shakers out there, I need a good laugh.

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The only one I can think of is from Clerks the movie (due to Sookie's tat question, my mind is on movies).

Love Among Freaks - Berserker

"My love for you is like a truck, BERSERKER / Would you like some making f**k?"

Edit: Did he just say making f*ck?

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Put literally ANY song lyrics to Britney, Nsync, Backstreet boys & all the other soundalike boybands, put em all in a hat, pull out 1 & you'll have a set of cheesy a** lyrics.

Like fishin' in a barrel; you can't miss..

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The whole "Summer Girls" song by: LFO... but i love that song!

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MacArthur Park. - Someone left the cake out in the rain. And I don't think I can take it because it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again.

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I love you, you love me... by Barney. Hahaha, bringing back the memories!

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I'm not sure i remember them but i did "rock you like a hurricane" by the scorpions(?) at karaoke one night and the verses just had me laughing so hard

something about being a wolf idk?
look for em online they're funny

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There's tears in my ears from lying on my back in my bed crying over you....

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Hilary Duff's "Walk me Home"
There's this part, "And I wonder how it would be if I was your lady and you were my friend, Oh, I put my heart in your hands and it would never end."
It's stupid!

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I know most of you will disagree with me, but i think that "Like a rolling stone" has a cheesy lyrics.

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Me too - it's d r a g g i n g here today!

You know I'm going to throw out some Duran Duran here...

The reflex is a lonely child just waiting by the park
The reflex is in charge of finding a treasure in the dark
And watching over lucky clover isn't that bizarre
Every little thing the reflex does leaves you answered with a question mark

It sure does leave me answered with a question mark. What does that mean?!?

Edit: MacArthur Park is a good call. That's another head scratcher.

I couldn't come up with any double entendres off of the top of my head...sorry!

LOL - if anyone touches my beer they will pull back a bloody stump!

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Well on that note, you could pretty much take any lyric that KISS wrote in the eighties, I love them but they really pored the cheese on thick in that era.

Another that is currently making my skin crawl is Alice Cooper's feed my frankenstein ' I'm a hungry man but I don't want pizza, I'll blow down your house, and then I'm gonna eat ya"

I need a shower now, hahaha

I could list several, this was just the first that popped into my head.

*edit* jmikep69 - I'm not sure if it was in a Friday the 13th film or not, but it was in Waynes World..... Good call as well on the Uh! all night...... *bleck*

*edit* Ahhh!! I'm so singing Berzerker, and probably will be all night, hahaha, did he just say making f*ck???

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My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo...
I'm gonna sink her with my pink torpedo....

Big bottom....big bottom..talk about mud flaps
My girl's got em'

Big Bottom drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?

Spinal Tap
"Big Bottom"

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New Kids on the Block....Hangin Tough...We're ROUUGHH!

Lionel Richie....Hello...is it me your looking for?

Billy Ray Cyrus....Achy breaky Heart.

ZZ Top - Pearl Necklace...And that ain't jewelty she's talkin bout!

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Go on Lyrics.com and type in:

My Chemical Romance

There you will find an entire Cheese FACTORY my friend!

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just about any nickelback song, rockstar is one that particularly annoys the **** out of me.

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I have the radio on and I just heard some awful lyrics. I don't know who is responsible:
Seven lonely days makes one lonely week
Seven lonely nights makes one lonely me
(I'm not sure what the words were that followed but for the hook he actually went all...)
I'm cryin boo-hoo-hoo-hoo
ain't no use in denyin
I cried for you

yuck. I can't believe he actually sang "boo-hoo-hoo-hoo"

Initially when I first read this it got me think of lyrics that were cheesey and awesome and naturally my head gravitated towards Wesley Willis:

Get the rats nest off your head
Get that crazy a** mullet off your skull
Take your a** to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an a**hole

Cut the mullet.

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Great question. No shortage of cheese in rock.

White Lion - When The Children Cry - The entire song would qualify, but maybe the opening is particularly disturbing. This is an example of why you DON'T want hair metal to come back in vogue.

"little child dry your crying eyes how can I explain the fear you feel inside cause you were born into this evil world."

Train - Drops of Jupiter - again, the entire song is pure cheese.
http://www.lyricsdownload.com/train-drop...

Prof - I actually met Wesley Willis way back. So I was wrong when I claimed I never met anyone famous. Amazing success story, ROCK OVER LONDON, ROCK OVER CHICAGO!

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lol cut the mullet! what a crazy guy. that song was actually one of his more sane-er songs

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fairly recent-

red jumpsuit apparatus's damn regret: "Empowered by adrenaline, feel I've been born again. Again, I am repeating myself."

kate nash's foundations; "Youve gone and got sick on my trainers. I only got these yesterday."

the fratellis' vince the loveable stoner: "hes been up for days. in a thick malaise. hes only listened to the salad days."

I am ghost's lover's requiem: "this book of love is a final gift, dramatic in its virtue. its a beating heart I made you. ten razors, buried bones and a kiss that tastes like violence."

but i love them all.

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i could paste the entire lyrics to john cougars "jack and diane"
but ill just give you the highlights instead

Suckin' on chili dogs outside the tastee freeze
Diane's sittin' on Jackie's lap
He's got his hand between her knees
Jackie say, hey, Diane
Let's run off behind a shady trees
Dribble off those Bobby Brooks
Let me do what I please
.. people suck on chili dogs apparently.
and i dont know, nor do i want to know, what dribbling off bobby brooks means.

Gonna let it rock
Let it roll
Let the Bible Belt come
And save my soul
..*cough*

and as a side note - why does he refer to his song as a "little ditty?"

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Don't be a coconut, god is tryin' to talk to you. The Strokes, "Ask Me Anything"

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Really good song, but the song Yankee Bayonet (I Will Be Home Then) by the Decemberists just seems... really cheesy to me.


The worst lyric I've ever heard is "It's so hot in the club that I ain't got no shoes on" from A Bay Bay.

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Okay, let's keep in mind that these lyrics are supposed to be cheesey. But the Angry Samoans have a song called "Gimme Sopor" with the lyrics

"I got a car, got a car car car
I'm goin' far, in my car,
Got a dog got a dog dog dog
I'm a hog, and you're a frog,

Five four baby three two one gimme sopor,
Five four baby three two one gimme sopor"

And again, don't be hard on them because it was supposed to be a joke, and it's actually a really good song musically, and the lyrics just make it funny. Great stuff. And I like cheese with pretty much everything anyways.

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Lyrics to 2 songs off of Pink Floyd's Saucerful of Secrets album...The Bike & The Gnome. Check them out. lol

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billy squier, "the stroke"

f*cking retarded, that guy is.

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The Kooks - Ooh La.

The only bit that let me down on that song...Okay, I lie.
MOST of that song let me down...including the dreary verses and chorus.
But, listen to the end and they have some stupid part that goes "Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty petticoat"

I was like "WTF?!!"

THEN there's a song called This Time I Know It's For Real - Kelly Lorenna.

The words are kinda cheesey but, my god, I love the beats and her voice.

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Oooh! And there's also some random song called...Well, I think it's called Lovestruck.

Anyway, the lyrics...

"Love struck
For a- For a lampost
Give it up my utmost
Give it up my greatest feelings"

They are just the stupidest lyrics ever.

And then there's "Hot dog! Jumping frog...I want cookie!"...
I have no idea who the hell sings THAT but it's the most stupid song EVER!!!

These lyrics aren't cheesey...BUT ARE SO QUEEER!

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