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Answers: Here are some of my favorites...

Keep missing the point like a broken pencil.-
Chino XL
AAAWWWW I was in awe when i first heard that.

Crews be steppin' 2 me; But I wipe them all out like booty;-Canibus
AAAAYYYEEEE

Those are just a few. What are your guys favorites. There are a lot that are better than these 2.

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“Y’all can’t be serious, Vakill’s like Columbians sittin’ in a circle; my name has a ‘dope ring’ to it”
“My rap defy injury; I set the standard of nice so high, once I’m in heaven, 143,000 getting denied entry”
“I'm so against the grain that when I drop ****, my toilets flush clockwise”
“Competitions are like parking spots good ones hard to find everything else is handicapped”
“I'm in a class by myself like a bitched up tutor hiding from Columbine shooters”
“Born nice and dying nicest…Dionysus like I keep a handful of *** in the wine cooler"
“Its alright to show the late greats love But some of y’all is riding d*cks and don’t know it like a date rape drug”
“Hammers is all cocked; so many Makavelli mini me’s in the game it’s a F*ckin outbreak of smallpox(small pacs)”
“You couldn’t make headlines with raised eyebrows”
“Speak monastery fluid, my games gospel apostle that turns spit into monetary units”
“***** n***az develop X-chromosomes when the chrome is shown”
"Take my brain off safety and watch my *Eyedeas* drop *Shells* in Blaze Battle fashion"
“Recognize deaths sudden backups like surfin’ for porn with 2 left buttons/ you ain’t got the right click to save ***.”
“Put your money where your mouth is and I'll show you a dick with a bad case of paper cuts”
"Tattooed F-U-N on my d*ck for '**** U Niggaz' while I POKE fun at ya bitches"

Couldn't be a punchline question without the king of punchlines, VAKILL.

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didn't u ask this b4! idk.... Talk to lata

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"far from borke got enough bread....and mad hoes ask beavis i get nuthin butt-head"
-Big L

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anythin from Big L is siick:

off the top of my head these r ones i found i can remember:

If you battle L you picked the wrong head
I smash mics like cornbread, you cant kill me I was born dead
(put it on)

i b that young Freddie Fly smooth glorious kid,
A Bad Boy, just like Notorious Big
a Roc-a-Fella like Shawn Carter
with more game than Ron Harper
The bomb sparker rapper slash charm robber
(Deadly combination)

this kid has hundreds though :)

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MF DOOM
"Hold the cold one, like he hold the old gun, like he hold the microphone and stole the show for fun"

Sway Dasafo
"From Capital to Capital im tryin to get that capital, until my names up in bright lights and capitals"

lol i love that line!!

Lil Wayne C.O.L.O.U.R.S(Cool outrageous lovers of uniquely raw style)
I brainstorm.. I also floodhead

also

lil Wayne "Imagine"
"That means im Ballin B!tch"

Lolll!!

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Its a new game and im the coach like avery
leave it to the flo' getting dough like a bakery
i dont really want to but these niggas making me
put them motherf*ckers on ice like the maple leafs
thats a hockey team but i aint on no hockey team
but ima champion where is my rocky theme
damn, RIP apollo creed
im a monster everyday is halloween

I cover my track like butter so where the bread be
i see beef as dead meat

Lil wayne (upgrade u freestyle and sportscenter)

It aint hard girl just use your head (young jeezy)

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You niggaz might be hard but not like me
My gun get jerked like Kobe for the MVP
-Styles P

They ain't Super or Luigi or Mario ain't found that power
Plus they couldn't spit fire if thet found that flower.
-Joe Budden

32 in the tek give em all out free
Mask down like I'm Hamilton R.I.P.
-Steel

Thats why I keep the Mac 11
Outside, all black, where little white like a reverend.
-Sheek Louch

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Big L-98 Freestyle

you on some tagalong flunkie yes man s hit
Do me a favor, please get off the next man dick
And if you think I cant f uck with whoever, put your money up
Put your jewels up, no f uck it put your honey up
Put your raggedy house up n igga, or shut your mouth up
Before I buck lead, and make a lot of blood shed
Turn your tux red, Im far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask beavis I get nuttin butt-head
my game is, vicious and cool
Fuckin chicks is a rule
If my girl think Im loyal then that b itch is a fool
How come, you can listen to my first album
And tell where a lot of niggaz got they whole style from?
so what you actin for?
You aint half as raw, you need to practice more
Somebody tell this n igga sumun, fore I crack his jaw
You runnin with boys, Im runnin with men
Ima be rippin the mics until Im a hundred and ten
Have yall n iggaz like, damnit this n igga done done it again

A Tribe Called Quest- God Lives Thru

Phife

"Lowerton is in the house, I can't forget Southside
Walk past MC's like that girl did the Pharcyde"

Biggie-- Kick in the door

"Ain't no other kings in this rap thing
They siblings, nothing but my chil'ren
One shot, they disappearin"

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