Whats the best lil wayne verse u have ever heard?!
Question:
Whats the best lil wayne verse u have ever heard?
Answers: The last verse on "1000 Degrees"
Last Year They Had The Grammy's And Left Me In Miami
Sleepin On A Ni99a Like I'm Rappin In My jammies
I'm Rappin When You Sleep, I Was Rappin When You Were In Jammies, Mel Gibson Flow Lethal Weapon, Book em Danny
Ima Monsta I Tell You, Monsta Wayne
I Have Just Swallowed tha key to tha house of pain, Now
I'm Stuck Here To Deal Wit Tha House's Pain
F*ck Wit Me, I Will Peel Like Tha House's Paint
Lets Go Ni99as Don Wan See Me
Cause I'm Better and Bold
The Only Time I'll wear Depends Is When
Im Seventy Years Old Thats When I Cant Hold My Shyt Within, So I Shyt On MySelf
Cuz Im So Sick And Tired Of Shyttin On Everybody Else
Im Tryin To Tell Ya Like Im Sayin Sumthin Im From Tha
Dirty Like Da Bottom Of My Pants Cuff
And Never Nuttin Gone Stop Me So Just Envy It
Hey Ill Accept A Friendly Quit
Yeh I'm me
Im Me
Im Me
Bytch Im Me
Baby Im Me
So Who You
F*ck You
Your Not Me
And I Kno That Aint Fair But I Dont Care Im A Muhf*ckin Cash Money Millionaire
I Kno That Aint Fair But I Dont Care I Am A Muhf*ckin Cash Money Millionaire
Bytch
Back On My Grizzy Freestyle
Bytch Im Back On My Grizzy,
Young Money Where Ya At?,
If You F*ck Wit Young Money,
Yooung Money Where You At?,
Like The Energizer Bunny Wit A Battery Pack,
Boy That Drummer Keep Drummin, Like B-R-R-At-At-At-Tat,
Or B-R-R-Rump-Bum-Bum-Bum,
Im So Young But Im A Giant Like Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum,
Just Bought A New Crib, And Insides So Dumb,
Got Some Money Put Away, Incase The Hurricane Come,
Im A F*ckin Shame Huh? Yea I Know Yea I Know,
I Go Out The Country To Get All My Clothes And My Hoes,
And I Go Out My Way Just To Get My Dro And My Doe,
Cause, I Love It More Than I Do My Hoes Yes I Doess,
I Got Gasoline Comin Out My Pours,
Imma Torch,
I Got Glasses Like That White Boy Scott Storch,
And A Porshe,
I Got License For Tha Scortch,
Snipers At Your Porch,
Rifles By The Forts,
And We Shoot Up Courts,
The Judge Juss A Bytch,
The Jury Suck D*ck,
Im A Eastside Blood,
And I Dont Smoke That Crip,
I Smoke That Kutch,
First Name Bubba,
First Names Young,
Last Name Stunna,
Carter In The Office,
Take Notes When Im Talkin,
Smooth As A Cruz Boat Floats When Im Walkin,
I Boast Cause Im Ballin,
I'm Sposed To Be Ballin,
When Im On The Phone Wit Bytches Man The Money Keep Callin,
You Aint Satisfied Till Ya Son'll Be Callin,
Tellin You Where To Leave The Money In The Mornin,
Ok You Wanna Zombie Mover Instead,
Thats When You Walk In Ya House And Everybody Dead,
I Can Take A Shyt Where I Stand,
Where I Stand...And Watch You ******* Piss In Ya Pants,
You Aint A Man Your A Hoe,
I Can Kill Him With The Flow,
And Then Play The Guitar At The F*ckin Funeral,
Big Guns So They Drinkin Big Shots,
And My Gam Go Saddam Hussein And Missile Launch,
The Corrain Call Me Wayne Chain,
Listen Ma, I Dont Know Karate, But After The Brain, I Kick You Out,
You Ni99as Suck Like Tony Romo, No Homo,
And Im All About My Money, I Get Paid For Promo Yeaa,
Im The Man In This Bytch, They Say Money Talks Wel..
Im Tha Ventriloquist,
And If I Ever Jump, Il Prolly Land In Ya Bytch,
Boy That Hoe Colder Than My Hand And My Wrist,
Boy Im More Cooler Than A Fan And A Mint,
And When Im Done This Track We'll Need A Couple Bandages,
I Be Wit Savages And Im Above Average,
Im A Crazy Azz Star Like A Fu*kin Asterick,
You Niggas Cant See Me, Im On My Casper Shyt,
Runnin So Much Game, I F*ck Around And Lap A Bytch,
If Love Like A Grocery, I Juss Bag A Bytch,
And You Kno Im Gonna Score Like Deion After Picks,
Im Rollin On A Pill, She Get That Mornin After D*ck,
And When My Roll Came Down Guess Whut I Did After It,
I Popped And Took Some Patrone Shots,
I Pop Popped And Took Some Grey Goose Shots,
I Pop Popped...Yea..
Young Money Bytch, And If You Ni99as Wan' Do It , We Chop Chop,
Leave Ya Back On Tha Block,
We Pop Cops,
And There Aint No Rights On My Block,
I Got Shop,
I Got That Dro, I Got Them Pills, I Got That Yay,
Give It To Them Hoes And Watch Them Bytches Freak Away...
Last Verse on Zoom Freestyle
They Like The Way I Ball They Call Me Hot Sauce,
They No I Keep That Toaster U Can B My Pop Tart,
I never had height, but boy I got heart
And I Aint Gotta Speak I Just Let My Car Talk,
I Ghot More Clips Then Any Movie Yu've Saw,
I pull up on you like i need some gray poupon ,
Hard Hat No But I Got The Tool On,
And You Should B My Paper If Ever The Tools Drawn,
Flow Retarded Wehn I Spit I Get My Drool On,
I Dont Rap I Just Shyt Like A Newborn,
I Dont Write I Just Spit Like A Toothgone,
So Tell Them Haters Cut It Out Like A Coupon,
I Come That Chopper Sound Like A New Bomb,
Little Ni99a Gotta Hold That Bytch Wit 2 Arms,
I got dat heat, dat fire, and that luke warm,
Im On Yah Heels Like A Shoe Horn,
Shoulder Lean Freestyle
Live From 500 And 4
Its Mr Crazy Flow Jumpin Like A Bungie No Rope
Even In The Dungeon I Glow
Even If It Ent Sunny I Glow
If It Ent Bout Money I Go Nowhere I Nailed To Da Flo
Money controls where i go it is the sail to my boat.
And Its Goin Down Its Goin Down Like Theres A Whale In The Boat And You Can Smell What I Smoke
And Yep I Sip That Lean You Hit Me With The Combination And Make My Eyes Bleed
Am A Shark Inda Water Yeah I Swim Wid Da Big So No I Don't Have Time To Deal Wid
Willie Da Squid
Li Li Lili Pads Homey Lu Lu Look At The Monster Man
You Don Wanna Crash Like Lalala Bamba Ye
Its Me Ronnie And Terry And My New Drop Is Berry
Watermelon Plum Just Call It Fruit Punch
Ima Old Rapper Getting New Bucks An All Ya New Rappers You Are Jus New Lunch
Flow Sick So Sick Needa Doc Yes
A Creature Monster Like Da Lock Ness
I Getz Hotter By The Tick Fo I Sizzle To Death
I Jus Tell A Clock Gimi A Sec
Im Ina Middle Of Da Wall Where Ma Enemy At
I Runin It Like Eric Eric Be Enemy Back
I Hit Da Track Im Like A Energy Pack
Da Instruments Are Cryin Out "where Da Sympathy At"
Ok Im Fin To Beat Dat
What-Ever Rich Look Like Well Look Im Fin To Be Dat
Dey Say Money Ent Evrythang But I Look Betta Wid Dat
Its Cash Money Young Money Have A Sweater Wid Dat And Jus Chill Hey im lil wayne
I suck, im ashamed
My rap is so bad
so horrible, so lame
But people like it
even though it's s***
so ill keep making this music
cause its makin me rich
lol Show Me What You Got freestyle, first verse.
I thought that was pretty good, Lil Wayne likes to rap on a lot of new tracks and beats, We Fly High, Upgrade U, etc. Not best, but funniest/gayest was his verse in Diamonds (Remix):
I usually don't DO DIS, ok, I'm lyin'
Cuz these diamonds are miiine and they sparkle like wiiine
I'm easy to fiiind in the dark or night tiime
I get somuchattention from your eyes like signs.
iii'm...pushed out my miiind, necklace is a criiime..."
His best punchline was probably in Can't Tell Me Nothin' (Skee Remix) ft. Busta Rhymes:
"Out the window of the jet U C LA like a Bruin...
I'm laughin' all the way to the bank L M A O."
haha this is from We Takin Over by Dj Khaled
(Lil Wayne)
ah I am the beast
Feed me rappers or feed me beats
I am untamed, I need a leash
I am insane, I need a shrink
I love brain, I need a leech
Why complain on easy streets?
I don't even talk, I let the Visa speak
and I like, my spite ease the peak
And my wrist special par but the mule is cooler
I have more jewels than your jeweler
Touch and I will bust, your medulla
That's a bullethole, it is not a tumor
Red like red like stop your rumors
I stay on track like a box of Pumas
Now just r-r-rock with Junior
I am the little big Kahuna, y'dig? JUST LISTEN to CANNON lil wayne remix, i stack paper like books, shoot a ***** in his thigh and leg and tell him ketchup up like mayonese. **** is hot just listen to his verse i beg u He has the first verse off Hollywood Divorce by OutKast, he says some meaningful stuff. Flow retarded when I spit I get my drool on
I don't rap I just **** like newborn
I don't write I just spit like a tooth gone
So tell them haters cut it out like a coupon
I got chip from trying to get the whole cookie
Used to make a thousand dollars everytime I played hookie
Homeboy gotta mind that a map couldn't find
Stunning like my daddy
And yo momma eat rubbers
Make a skinny girl holla, make the fat girl hungry
Make the ugly girls want me, but the pretty girls on me
Make the shy girl horny, make the fly girls corny
No homo my flow is hard as an erection
So that's why it's **** the world wit protection