What's a polite and funny way to say "Don't sing to me on my birthd!

Question:

What's a polite and funny way to say "Don't sing to me on my birthday" so I can make a shirt?

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Thanks

Answers: "anti birthday singer club"... "dont sing happy birthday" "gimmie gifts not rifts" "happy birthday is over rated" "happy birthday 2 me....there its done" Source(s):
Itz my birthday 2morrow. Yaay 4me. 21 here i come ....."my ears hurt, so i would appriciate few loud noises, which include singing, my doctor and i thankyou:]"



hah.
i dont know!
just tell them you dont want to be sung too! please don't sing to me. you are only reminding me of how old i'm getting.
or
all birthday songs must be approved by simon cowell Haha... clever idea. Hmm... let me think: 'I like my birthdays silent."

that's a hard one... I'm not too witty. Good luck

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