I wanna be a HIP, HIP-HOPPITY RAP STAR!!! I got the glasses and the attitude an!

I wanna be a HIP, HIP-HOPPITY RAP STAR!!! I got the glasses and the attitude and even most of the lyrics.....

Now all I need to finish my first song is three more curse words and a descriptive phrase about women wanting nothing but the man's money. And what can I use now that the 'N' word has been officially buried? Can you have a good Hippity-Hop song without it?
What's a gal to do?
Remember, the Yahoo Bad Word Police is out there so disguise your answers........

Well, homes, in order to become a famous rapper, first one must learn to "keep it real". Second, one must be surrounded at all times by phat ho's. Next, find a way to get shot several times, preferably in a non-lethal manner. Then you will want to become a fan of an NBA franchise (there are several to choose from). Also, you may wish to consider a wardrobe consisting largely of apparel made by Fubu, Tommy Hilfiger, and Lugz. Make sure your trousers are several sizes larger than your waistline dimensions, and ensure that your undergarments and "gat" (handgun) are visible. Speaking of firearms, several popular ballistic modes are availble, including the 9mm semi-automatic, the Military Armament Corporation Model 10 (MAC-10), and the AK-47. In order to complete your fashion ensemble, you may wish to employ the use of "bling", or gaudy jewelry, often displaying the leaf of a cannibis plant or luxury automobile emblems.
Make sure you use incorrect grammar at every opportunity. Use of "ebonics" and/or street slang is encouraged, as are frequent references to your dead compatriots ("homies"), women of questionable moral character (b!tches and ho's), the biological father of your child (babydaddy), and your automobile ("ride"). You will most certainly be "crunk"!

Obviously, all this work will make you tired and you will need to relax. In order to be a famous rapper, you must relax with one of three alcoholic beverages: Hennessy, Cristal, or burr-a (sometimes known as "beer"), preferably sold in forty-ounce containers. Smoking of marijuana, also known as "the Chronic", ganja, endo, or many other euphamisms, will clearly establish you as a "playa" who "keeps it real", and is therefore strongly encouraged. Take care to store your "stash" in a Louis Vuitton or Fendi bag.
Finally, you will want to select a performing name, because no one wants to see a rapper with a name like Stephanie Jefferson or Earline Spradlin. Show your creative side and express your individuality when choosing a stage name! You will want something that expresses your individuality and uniqueness, something that will set you apart from other performers. Examples include Ice T, Ice Cube, Vanilla Ice, Lil Jon, Lil Kim, Lil Romeo, Lil Scrappy, or Lil Wayne.

Follow deez E-Z steps an' u sho 2b rollin' wit da big time playaz in no time.
Peace out