What would you do in this nightmarish scenario ? *warning this is long...only fo!
Question: What would you do in this nightmarish scenario !? *warning this is long!.!.!.only for horror fans* !?
You wake up to find yourself laying on a carpet less floor of a damp bedroom, its raining heavily outside - large flashes of lightening light up the empty room followed by angry clasps of thunder!. You have no idea where you are, this is not your bedroom - hell, this isn't even a house you recognize!.
Curious, you step towards the bedroom window moving the net curtain to the side to peek out!. Street lights iluminate a winding road behind a series of tall trees and the rain falls heavily by the second showing no let up!.
You notice a shadowy figure from the corner of your eye as you peer outwards from the window, you pull it open and a hard rain gust hits you in the face drenching you in the process!. A man stands to his side with his face hidden by what appears to be his hand, as if looking away to avoid facial contact!. Upon closer inspection the hand resembles a garden tool, no wait - it resembles a brown leather glove with metal claws attatched to it!.
"Peek a Boo I see you ! marghahahahaha! " , a second deadly flash of lightening lights up the night sky for a split second; good lord, it cannot be , is this who you think it is !? god help you it is!.
Freddy Krueger stares up at you with a sinister grin, then he screams out "BOO!" , his neck stretching upwards and towards your window in the shape of a large boa constricter, his grotesque burned face slamming against it in the process!.
You jump back in horror stareing at a bloated Krueger face!. Then it vanishes!. This is no time for games or questions, this is time for action!. Action which only you alone will have to take to get out of this house alive!. You fling open the door and begin to feel yourself shaking, you manage to compose yourself and carefuly navigate through the corridor down the staircase!.
Facing the front door, you realise given what you have just witnessed from the bedroom window, and what presumably lurks outside - youre not taking any f@cking chances!. You rush into the kitchen and try to find a stabbing weapon of some sort, not a single knife on the knife rack!.
Urgency gets the better of the situation as you fling open all the kitchen drawers, every kitchen utensil a nanny would need but no Knife!. This can't be happening, no it just can't be you think to yourself!.
Then a frantic knock knock noise!. And a voice!.
"Hello !? Anybody home !? ding-dong ! marghahahahaha "
Freddy Krueger toying with you!. You find a baseball bat by the corner of the staircase, next to the door leading down to the cellar!. For now this will do!. You notice a flask containing hot coffee, you knock down a few cups of it figuring 'anything to stay awake and in the real world'!.
You turn around and walk towards the front door, opening it and taking a step backwards with the bat in hand!. Nothing!.
You race outside and spin in the direction of the house then you look to both sides!. Nothing!. The sign next to the house reads 'Elm Street'!. The number on the house reads 1428!.
The sound of heavy shoes walking on gravel and water draws closer from behind you, you turn around again and if you didn't **** your pants earlier now would be a perfectly okay reason to do so!.
Jason Vorhees stares at you with a machete, and his eyes seem dialted under that mask, but emotionless!. You notice his midsection, hes been injured bad and has knife wounds and severe lacerations!. Rain drips from his tip off the tip of his machete blade as you stare back in horror and confusion!.
This cannot be happening, this cannot be happening you're thinking to yourself!.
"Step away from the kid now, be a good boy Jason - hes mine ! " , screams Freddy from the rooftop!. You look up and hes crouched on the wet roof top overlooking the pair of you!.
Jason Vorhees walks towards you with a purpose, he raises his machete wielding arm and delivers a blow towards your shoulder blade - you bat it off and foolishly run back into the house with the stench of what seems to be your own sh!t in your pants!.
You shiver and peek out of the house window!.
"Noooooo! " screams Freddy, he flys directly into Jason Vorhees and rakes his face repeatedly whilst exclaiming "I told you to LEAVE MY CHILDREN ALONE you bastard"!.
TO BE CONTINUED!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Curious, you step towards the bedroom window moving the net curtain to the side to peek out!. Street lights iluminate a winding road behind a series of tall trees and the rain falls heavily by the second showing no let up!.
You notice a shadowy figure from the corner of your eye as you peer outwards from the window, you pull it open and a hard rain gust hits you in the face drenching you in the process!. A man stands to his side with his face hidden by what appears to be his hand, as if looking away to avoid facial contact!. Upon closer inspection the hand resembles a garden tool, no wait - it resembles a brown leather glove with metal claws attatched to it!.
"Peek a Boo I see you ! marghahahahaha! " , a second deadly flash of lightening lights up the night sky for a split second; good lord, it cannot be , is this who you think it is !? god help you it is!.
Freddy Krueger stares up at you with a sinister grin, then he screams out "BOO!" , his neck stretching upwards and towards your window in the shape of a large boa constricter, his grotesque burned face slamming against it in the process!.
You jump back in horror stareing at a bloated Krueger face!. Then it vanishes!. This is no time for games or questions, this is time for action!. Action which only you alone will have to take to get out of this house alive!. You fling open the door and begin to feel yourself shaking, you manage to compose yourself and carefuly navigate through the corridor down the staircase!.
Facing the front door, you realise given what you have just witnessed from the bedroom window, and what presumably lurks outside - youre not taking any f@cking chances!. You rush into the kitchen and try to find a stabbing weapon of some sort, not a single knife on the knife rack!.
Urgency gets the better of the situation as you fling open all the kitchen drawers, every kitchen utensil a nanny would need but no Knife!. This can't be happening, no it just can't be you think to yourself!.
Then a frantic knock knock noise!. And a voice!.
"Hello !? Anybody home !? ding-dong ! marghahahahaha "
Freddy Krueger toying with you!. You find a baseball bat by the corner of the staircase, next to the door leading down to the cellar!. For now this will do!. You notice a flask containing hot coffee, you knock down a few cups of it figuring 'anything to stay awake and in the real world'!.
You turn around and walk towards the front door, opening it and taking a step backwards with the bat in hand!. Nothing!.
You race outside and spin in the direction of the house then you look to both sides!. Nothing!. The sign next to the house reads 'Elm Street'!. The number on the house reads 1428!.
The sound of heavy shoes walking on gravel and water draws closer from behind you, you turn around again and if you didn't **** your pants earlier now would be a perfectly okay reason to do so!.
Jason Vorhees stares at you with a machete, and his eyes seem dialted under that mask, but emotionless!. You notice his midsection, hes been injured bad and has knife wounds and severe lacerations!. Rain drips from his tip off the tip of his machete blade as you stare back in horror and confusion!.
This cannot be happening, this cannot be happening you're thinking to yourself!.
"Step away from the kid now, be a good boy Jason - hes mine ! " , screams Freddy from the rooftop!. You look up and hes crouched on the wet roof top overlooking the pair of you!.
Jason Vorhees walks towards you with a purpose, he raises his machete wielding arm and delivers a blow towards your shoulder blade - you bat it off and foolishly run back into the house with the stench of what seems to be your own sh!t in your pants!.
You shiver and peek out of the house window!.
"Noooooo! " screams Freddy, he flys directly into Jason Vorhees and rakes his face repeatedly whilst exclaiming "I told you to LEAVE MY CHILDREN ALONE you bastard"!.
TO BE CONTINUED!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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its at this point you grab the closest things available !.!.!.!.a chainsaw from under the couch that'd make thomas hewitt proud and a large gas can thats been hidden behind the door!.!.!.!.!.you fumble in your pocket !.!.!.you have matches yipee! you are wearing a long tshirt and baggy shorts [well the shorts are kinda tighter now due to the excrement -man it pongs!]!.!.!.!.you tear off a section from the front of your tshirt and shove it into the top of the can lighting it quickly and charging back out the front door !.!.!.!.you toss it towards the duelling freddy and jason and attempt to pass them and escape !.!.!.!.but jason reaches out and lops off your right arm with his machete !.!.!.!.you recoil in horror screaming like a banshee before diving beneath a nearby hedge !.
you sit up and wince as you poke the gaping wound where your elbow should be !.!.!.!.screw this !.!.!.this means war !!!!!
you shove the chainsaw up jamming it in the bloodied nub you now call your arm and tie it tightly to you with your shoelaces [in true ASH style]!.!.!.!.!.you stand up just as freddy nears your hiding place and yank the cord on the chainsaw !.!.!.!."WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE B*TCH!" you scream before lunging at him ,chainsaw whirring and split his body in two !.!.!.!.jason lunges [ever so slowly ]at you and you slice him up like fine ham !.!.!.!.!.you then proceed with slicing them both up into one pile!.!.!.!.!.!.!.now you watch the pile of deli cuts writhe and twitch !.!.!.!.!.walking away into the safety of the night !.!.!.!.!.!.
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you sit up and wince as you poke the gaping wound where your elbow should be !.!.!.!.screw this !.!.!.this means war !!!!!
you shove the chainsaw up jamming it in the bloodied nub you now call your arm and tie it tightly to you with your shoelaces [in true ASH style]!.!.!.!.!.you stand up just as freddy nears your hiding place and yank the cord on the chainsaw !.!.!.!."WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE B*TCH!" you scream before lunging at him ,chainsaw whirring and split his body in two !.!.!.!.jason lunges [ever so slowly ]at you and you slice him up like fine ham !.!.!.!.!.you then proceed with slicing them both up into one pile!.!.!.!.!.!.!.now you watch the pile of deli cuts writhe and twitch !.!.!.!.!.walking away into the safety of the night !.!.!.!.!.!.
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Lift the flame thrower that is lying in the corner and roast his bollox off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's 3 mins of my life i'll never get back!. Try harder next time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I walk past a mirror and recoil in horror! I am Michael Myers! Complete with William Shatner mask!. My god - I must have been sleepwalking again and dreaming I was a young woman!. Eeeew - what a nightmare!!! I grab a six pack of beer from the fridge and go and throw down my my other evil deformed homies who are catching up outside with a bit of manly wrestling!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well you kinda answered your own question,but i would try to grab Freddy then try to wake up in the real world and kill him,Jason would be in the dream so there would be nothing to worry about there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I would throw my coffe over freddy and then piss in his mouth, then wipe the **** from your ******, and generously stuff into they're mouths!.
I would take the guys machete and cut there heads off and boil them in the hot coffe!. the end,Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would take the guys machete and cut there heads off and boil them in the hot coffe!. the end,Www@Enter-QA@Com