Which STD was the most prevalent among Stormtroopers in Star Wars?!
Question: Which STD was the most prevalent among Stormtroopers in Star Wars!?
And why do you think that!? Do you think that it is possible for a human to get an STD from a Wookie or an Ewok!? Would Jedi training lessen the chances for contracting an STD!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Wookies / Ewoks are widely known for carrying Crabs do to the large amount of hair they have making Crabs very difficult to get rid of!.
Hutts carry genital warts and the Clap do to their slimy and large statue!.
Its possible Lea got exposed though Im sure those medical bots were able to get them under control!.
Boba Fett was the model for the Clones and Boba Fett was known for passing out STDs to unsuspecting bar sluts in all types of unsavory galaxy dive bars but we know that during the DNA process theses STDs cannot be transmitted!.
So w/ that in mind Stormtroopers would have to get what they could whenever they landed in ports!. Raiding the prostitution houses!. Herpes was common as well as the Clap but they occasionally contracted the
Nasty Virus we are unfamiliar w/!. It would cause Green Slime puss balls to appear at 1st and if not taken care of quickly could cause disorientation and slow reactions!. This explains why so many Stormtroopers were distracted on the battlefield and despite their training have extremely poor aim Often shooting at a running target and never hitting them!.
Jedi training absolutely prevented them from getting STDs as long as they were not drunk!. Its true that Jedis are supposed to not engage in sex but no one really obied by that!. Who would w/ the "jedi mind trick powers" Jedis could detect if a potential sex partner had a STD just by walking by them!. They would skip that one and move on to another!. There has been instances though however when drunk Jedis didnt care and did not listen to the Force!. Subsequently they contracted something nasty and either had to hide it or be banned to some remote post near the edge of the Galaxy if they were to remain w/ the Jedi force!. Some would simply just live in neutral or switch to the Dark side so they could do as they wish!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hutts carry genital warts and the Clap do to their slimy and large statue!.
Its possible Lea got exposed though Im sure those medical bots were able to get them under control!.
Boba Fett was the model for the Clones and Boba Fett was known for passing out STDs to unsuspecting bar sluts in all types of unsavory galaxy dive bars but we know that during the DNA process theses STDs cannot be transmitted!.
So w/ that in mind Stormtroopers would have to get what they could whenever they landed in ports!. Raiding the prostitution houses!. Herpes was common as well as the Clap but they occasionally contracted the
Nasty Virus we are unfamiliar w/!. It would cause Green Slime puss balls to appear at 1st and if not taken care of quickly could cause disorientation and slow reactions!. This explains why so many Stormtroopers were distracted on the battlefield and despite their training have extremely poor aim Often shooting at a running target and never hitting them!.
Jedi training absolutely prevented them from getting STDs as long as they were not drunk!. Its true that Jedis are supposed to not engage in sex but no one really obied by that!. Who would w/ the "jedi mind trick powers" Jedis could detect if a potential sex partner had a STD just by walking by them!. They would skip that one and move on to another!. There has been instances though however when drunk Jedis didnt care and did not listen to the Force!. Subsequently they contracted something nasty and either had to hide it or be banned to some remote post near the edge of the Galaxy if they were to remain w/ the Jedi force!. Some would simply just live in neutral or switch to the Dark side so they could do as they wish!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol (are you on drugs)
I dont know what kind of std was most prevalent but the stormtroopers didnt have wife's in the movies which means they were probably all gay OR!! since they were cloned from that Bounty Hunter!.!.!. maybe he had an STD!!! from past relations!.
Yes I do think it is possible for a human to get a std from a Wookie or Ewok but highly disgusting!.
And I definetly think Jedi Training would definetly lessen the chances of contrasting an STD because they are not allowed to have relationships with women (but of Course Anakin went against that act)
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I dont know what kind of std was most prevalent but the stormtroopers didnt have wife's in the movies which means they were probably all gay OR!! since they were cloned from that Bounty Hunter!.!.!. maybe he had an STD!!! from past relations!.
Yes I do think it is possible for a human to get a std from a Wookie or Ewok but highly disgusting!.
And I definetly think Jedi Training would definetly lessen the chances of contrasting an STD because they are not allowed to have relationships with women (but of Course Anakin went against that act)
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Well, they are clones of that "somebody Fett" hunter right!?
So we know they the Stormtroopers are all genetically human!.
I'd vote for syphilis or raging herpes, maybe its why they won't ever take off their helmets!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So we know they the Stormtroopers are all genetically human!.
I'd vote for syphilis or raging herpes, maybe its why they won't ever take off their helmets!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jedis are virgins, so they can't get STDs, duh! Except, of course, for Anakin, who caught VD, also known as Vadar, Darth!.
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Lol wow, thats a really different question then you normally see!.
And yea, i think training would lessen it!.!.!.!.lol seriously what a questionWww@Enter-QA@Com
And yea, i think training would lessen it!.!.!.!.lol seriously what a questionWww@Enter-QA@Com
the reason stormtroopers wear those outfits is to protect against ewok herpes!.!.!.!.!.its a very nasty rash!.!.!.!.!.do u think it would be safe to use a light sabre as a marital aid!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Training will definitely helpWww@Enter-QA@Com
They prevent STD's by using the forceWww@Enter-QA@Com
probably ghoneria, princess leia is a whore!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
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scabies!. they got it from those damn ewoks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com