The new Indiana Jones movie?!
Question: The new Indiana Jones movie!?
Hey all!. As you may or may not know, there is yet another Indiana Jones movie that will be out pretty soon!. I really can't wait for it!. Harrison Ford RAWKS!!!
My question is: Since Harrison Ford is getting up there in age, does anyone think that it would have been a good idea to change his trademark whip to a cane!? Instead of riding a horse he could be on a hoveround!?
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My question is: Since Harrison Ford is getting up there in age, does anyone think that it would have been a good idea to change his trademark whip to a cane!? Instead of riding a horse he could be on a hoveround!?
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Answers:
Being the celebrity that I am, with numerous Hollywood contacts, I have actually seen the Director's cut of the new Indiana Jones movie!. Let me tell you, you are in for a world of disappointment!.
As you have so well surmised, Harrison Ford's age has brought about a number of changes to his character and the way the role is played!. Here are just a few of the changes that were most noticeable - and disappointing to me!.
1!. WARDROBE!. Instead of dashing about in his patented leather jacket and hat, Ford hobbles from scene to scene wearing a pair of sans-a-belt pants and a golf derby!.
2!. ACTION SCENES!. These were particularly disappointing!. Ford's adult diaper is very restricting and limits his ability to dash about like in the old days!. I will admit, however, that it provides a little extra cushioning when he's being dragged behind a German truck on a gravel road!. also, don't expect to see Ford jumping and climbing about in this movie!. He's using a walker in this movie!. The only real "action" scene was shot by accident when Ford accidentally got the legs of his walker stuck in an escalator on way to renewing his Viagra prescription at the mall pharmacy!.
3!. DIALOG!. The writers were not up to snuff in this film!. Almost every scene begins with Harrison saying something like "Back in my day!.!.!." or "Why, when I was your age!.!.!." It's very formulaic and gets rather old after the first 30 minutes!.
4!. EXOTIC LOCALES!. You can forget about seeing Burma, India, on the jungles of Mexico in this movie!. The entire movie was shot at a gated retirement community in Sand Point, Idaho!.
5!. VILLAN!. Apparently, Steven Spielberg has used up his quota of Nazis - i!.e!. Indiana Jones 1 & 3, Schindler's List, and Saving Private Ryan!. So the "bad guys" in this movie are the hacks at the Social Security Administration office who are continually late processing Ford's Medicaid assistance!.
I'm sorry if I have ruined the movie for anyone!. With movie prices the way they are these days (slightly cheaper than gas), I just thought you should know what you were getting yourselves into!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
As you have so well surmised, Harrison Ford's age has brought about a number of changes to his character and the way the role is played!. Here are just a few of the changes that were most noticeable - and disappointing to me!.
1!. WARDROBE!. Instead of dashing about in his patented leather jacket and hat, Ford hobbles from scene to scene wearing a pair of sans-a-belt pants and a golf derby!.
2!. ACTION SCENES!. These were particularly disappointing!. Ford's adult diaper is very restricting and limits his ability to dash about like in the old days!. I will admit, however, that it provides a little extra cushioning when he's being dragged behind a German truck on a gravel road!. also, don't expect to see Ford jumping and climbing about in this movie!. He's using a walker in this movie!. The only real "action" scene was shot by accident when Ford accidentally got the legs of his walker stuck in an escalator on way to renewing his Viagra prescription at the mall pharmacy!.
3!. DIALOG!. The writers were not up to snuff in this film!. Almost every scene begins with Harrison saying something like "Back in my day!.!.!." or "Why, when I was your age!.!.!." It's very formulaic and gets rather old after the first 30 minutes!.
4!. EXOTIC LOCALES!. You can forget about seeing Burma, India, on the jungles of Mexico in this movie!. The entire movie was shot at a gated retirement community in Sand Point, Idaho!.
5!. VILLAN!. Apparently, Steven Spielberg has used up his quota of Nazis - i!.e!. Indiana Jones 1 & 3, Schindler's List, and Saving Private Ryan!. So the "bad guys" in this movie are the hacks at the Social Security Administration office who are continually late processing Ford's Medicaid assistance!.
I'm sorry if I have ruined the movie for anyone!. With movie prices the way they are these days (slightly cheaper than gas), I just thought you should know what you were getting yourselves into!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nah, the whip is Indiana Jones trademark, how else is he supposed to swing from stuff, like hanging lights!. The cane just wouldnt work, but he is up there in age, but all of the action guys are getting old now!. The only person who can kick butt and rock a cane is yodaWww@Enter-QA@Com
There is no changing the Indiana Jones whip!. There is already talk on Indiana Jones and the Cross of Eternal Paradise (movie number 5)!. The link is www!.supershadow!.com Harrison Ford als has said he is going to do movie number 5!. Can't wait!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Psh!. Nah!. Bruce Willis was still able to work it out in "Die Hard 4" even though he made the other three like a decade ago!. People will still love it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com