What would you do if Uwe Boll ate your feet?!
Question: Kick his butt from the inside.
Answers: Kick his butt from the inside.
Get a wheelchair.
Ha ha... Well I'd let him do it... He needs a break. What a horrible life he must lead... Can he even walk the streets?
What makes you think I'd even allow him to get that close to me?
Stab him in the ribs and film it.
while he's chewing it, I'll open his head and take his not too big brain out