Favorite humorous quote from a movie????!
Question: Whats your most favorite line from a movie that CRACKS you up!?
Answers: Whats your most favorite line from a movie that CRACKS you up!?
Wayne's World when he calls the Chinese restaurant and says "I'll have the Creme of sum-yung guy."
haha lol
and a lot of quotes from dodgeball still get me but there are too many
I love lamp - Anchorman
From the Kevin Costner Robin Hood, when the Sheriff and his nephew are talking.
Sheriff: I'm going to cut his heart out with a spoon.
nephew: Why a spoon, uncle? Why not a knife?
Sheriff: Because it's DULL you twit!! It'll hurt more!!
Luetinant Dan, you got new legs.
this comes from Forrest Gump
Terrifying Alien in Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy misses the bus: "You were supposed to stooooop!!!"
The only bit that made me laugh, but it really cracked me up.
Opening (somber) line of Steve Martin in THE JERK...as camera pans his destitute childhood home, "I was born a poor black child."
Then you see...he's white!
That moment was worth all I paid for the show. (Which was $2.50 back then)
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The weekend has alnded and all that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. Ive got 48hrs off from the world, man. Im gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle. im gonna talk codshit to strangers all night, im gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor, the free radicals inside me are freakin man. tonight im jip travolta, peter poppr, im gong to never never land with my chosen family, man, were gona get more spaced out than neil armstrong ever did. Any thing could happen tonight, ya know. this could be the best night of my life. Ive got 73 quid in my back burner and im guna wax the lot, man. THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME!!
"you know what happens to a toad when it gets hit by lightening? The same thing as everything else"
ZAP!!!
That was Halle Berry's worst line ever in that Hugh Jackman film....
"Death by stereo."
At the end of Lost Boys during the big fight scene. One of the vamps gets electrocuted by the stereo. That line was so funny.
Cleaver is a deceitful, sexist, disgusting specimen of humanity that I wouldn't share a lift with oh , come on Jones there must have been something you liked about me.
: You have a nice car. And - quite nice manners, outside the bedroom. But that's about it. And by the way, I know exactly where Germany is. The question is, do you know the location of your asss hole
As a matter of fact I do know the exact location of my asss hole. And hers, for that matter. ha its a hoot its from Bridget jones the edge of reason =)