Funniest Movie Quote Ever? The one that makes me laugh most gets 10!?!
Question: "THE HUMAN TORCH WAS DENIED A BANK LOAN" ANCHORMAN
"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time" ANCHORMAN
" You are a smelly pirate hooker" ANCHORMAN
"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island" ANCHORMAN
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany" ANCHORMAN
I LOVE ANCHORMAN
Answers: "THE HUMAN TORCH WAS DENIED A BANK LOAN" ANCHORMAN
"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time" ANCHORMAN
" You are a smelly pirate hooker" ANCHORMAN
"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island" ANCHORMAN
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany" ANCHORMAN
I LOVE ANCHORMAN
"I love you too but I'm gonna mace you in the face!"
-Jason Schwartzman in The Darjeeling Limited to his two brothers
Maybe not the funniest ever but it was the most recent movie line to make me laugh.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Airplane!
Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
Dark Helmet, Space Balls
I know they were just kids...but man we beat the **** out of them!
Dogma
I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom.
Mel Brooks
Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.
Spaceballs
Glue... very powerful stuff.
The Blues Brothers
John Candy in response to Tom Hanks in the movie "Splash" when Hanks is laying on top of the bar in the lounge scene and Hanks says "Freddie, I don't wanna get drunk..." Candy replies" Oh, but you ARE drunk...a sober person would have reached for the pretzels!!!" A classic worth watching over and over again.
' You're only supposed the blow the bloo-dy
doors off!'
The fist ' Italian Job ', MIchael Caine.
"My brother called me a hymen until I was twelve"-Jules in Superbad.
And when Seth said, in Superbad, "She wants to **** me, she wants my **** in or around her mouth."
I thought they were pretty funny.
"Insanity runs in my family--it practically gallops!"--Arsenic And Old Lace
"If you should meet Little Red Riding hood with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to tin the b****."--Dog Soldiers
"I never raped any mice!"--Freak Out
"The Mormon Shopping Channel's got better ratings."--Evil Aliens
"If you were me then I'd be you, and I'd use your body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are!" Ace Ventura
I Fart In Your General Direction!
Monty Python and the Flying Circus
" Ping Pong, or how the Chinese say: Ping Pong."
Balls of Fury
(I thought it was funny :DD)
John Johnson: Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "b*tch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the b*tch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the b*tch's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria!
Phil Hartman in "So I Married an Axe Murder"
At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws... THEY HURT LIKE CRAP MAN.
Kung Pow