What are some of your favorite lines from the movie 'Airplane'?!
Question: Too many good ones in that movie, almost every single thing said was classic comedy.
How about when the old white lady went up to the stewardess and said: "Excuse me, I speak jive." then proceeded to speak jive to those 2 black dudes who were sick.
The movie trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3rXK7NhW...
Answers: Too many good ones in that movie, almost every single thing said was classic comedy.
How about when the old white lady went up to the stewardess and said: "Excuse me, I speak jive." then proceeded to speak jive to those 2 black dudes who were sick.
The movie trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3rXK7NhW...
"Surely you're not serious!"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
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Operator: I have a emergency call for you on line five, from a Mr. Hamm.
Capt. Clarence Oveur: Alright, give me Hamm on five, hold the mayo.
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Randy: There's been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was . . .
Ted Striker: The cockpit--what is it?
Randy: It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.
"I have a drinking problem"
I liked the one where each one is standing in line slapping that gal in the seat.. I looked at the whole thing and just laughed my butt off..
looks like i picked a bad week to give up....!
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now........
dr rumack... Can you fly this plane and land it?
ted striker... Surely you can't be serious.
dr. rumack:.... I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
"We have clearance, Clarence."
"Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"
"Everyone had either steak or fish."
"Yes, I remember. I had lasagna."
"Ever seen a grown man naked?"
"Joey....you like movies about gladiators?'
"Joey....you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
The horse in the bed cracks me up everytime!
We actually just got done watching that movie(just now)~
We were dying at the part where the sh*t hits the fan;)
Hilarious movie;)