Best Joke Gets Best Answer?!
Question: Let me hear the best joke you know of. :)
Answers: Let me hear the best joke you know of. :)
"I want to hang a map of the world on my wall, and I will put pins in all the places I have travelled to. But first I have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it doesn't fall down.
Your Mommas Like A Brick,
Always Getting Laid.
I Forgot All my Material.
why aren't there any walmarts in afghanistan?
because theres a target in every corner.
do u know santa?? i do i am talking to him because your *** is huge lol
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills.
My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
a boy has never learned cuss words so one day he heard his parents say "your such a b!tch and your such a b4sturd" and he says mom dad whats that and they say it means ladies and gentleman.
He runs outside and hears "Put your penis in my vagina and he goes back in and says mom dad whats a penis and vagina and they say its hats and coats.
that night he goes to his dad and sees him shaving.
his dad accidently cut himself and said SH!T!!
the boy said dad whats that mean and he said oh its a type of shaving cream
He goes into the kitchen and his mom is cutting the urkey and she cutts herself and says "fvck"
the boy said whats that and she says its a way to cut turkey!
so one day his cousins come over and say "hello b!tches and b4sturds may i please take your penis's and vaginas? my dad is up stars taking sh!t and my mom is in the kitchen fvcking the turkey."
HAHAHAH
From a cracker jack box.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
sorry if i offend any irish
a greek man a chinese man and an irishman are working on construction of a new sky scraper.
the greek man opens his lunch and sees souvlaki and says "every day its the same lunch if my wife makes me souvlaki again tommorrow im going to jump off and kill my self"
the chinese man opens his lunch and sees rice and says "every day its the same lunch if i have rice again tommorrow im going to jump off and kill my self"
the irish man opens his lunch and sees stew and says "every day its the same lunch if i have stew again tommorrow im going to jump off and kill my self"
so the next day they are having lunch
the greek man opens his lunch and he has souvlaki so he jumps and kills himself
the chinese man opens his lunch and he has rice so he jumps and kills himself
the irish man opens his lunch and he has stew so he jumps and kills himself
at the funerals the wives are talking and the greek wife cries
"i dont understand if he didnt want souvlaki he should have told me i would have made him something else"
then the chinese wife cries
"i dont understand if he didnt want rice i could have made him anything he wanted"
then the irish wife cries
"i dont understand... HE MAKES HIS OWN LUNCH!"
(knock knock)
"who's there?"
Jenny Fox
"Jenny Fox who?"
Jenny Fox like a rabbit
Britney Spears.........