What the funniest line you can remember from a movie?!
Question: I just heard a great one watching "Dodgeball" again...
"You're about as useful as a poopie-flavored lollipop!" LOL!! Now that's funny!
Answers: I just heard a great one watching "Dodgeball" again...
"You're about as useful as a poopie-flavored lollipop!" LOL!! Now that's funny!
Give me the ******* keys, you ******* cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh...McManus in The Usual Suspect,every time i watch him say that it cracks me up!...xxx
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Animal House
I'm ridiculously good looking - Zoonlander
"surely your not serious!"
"I am, and dont cal me shirley"
airplane
Liar Liar, he sees the nasty lawyer lady that he's trying to avoid and screams "Oh Holy Hell!" As he flips over, falls, and scrambles up all in one motion. He is just the best!! The out takes from this movie male me laugh my a** off.
My other favorite, in the movie"Father's Day" Billy Crystal is smart, Robin Williams not so bright. Cryatal mentions Lou Gherig. Williams says "never heard of him" Crystal says "You know, Lou Gherig, died of Lou Gherig's disease" Williams ponders this a moment then says sadly "Wow, what are the odds on that?"
"today ima get you high....cause its friday....u aint got no job...and u aint got s h i t to do"......
(friday)...the whole movie is laughs.
"I feel like breaking your broken leg"..........John Travolta, Saturday Night Fever.
Ward, don't be too hard on the beaver.
i gotta take a glimpse at these warlocks....superbad
dude, your **** smells like a yeti....american pie
60 percent of the time, it works everytime............anchor man
From Blazing Saddles:
*lights go out*
Lili Von Stupp: "So, tell me. Is it twue what they say about your people being...gifted?"
*sound of a zipper*
Lili Von Stupp: "Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"
This one from The Green Mile always cracks me up, just because of how Tom Hanks delivers those last two words.
*Talking with Del about 'Mouseville'*
"Yes, Tallahassee. Just down the road apiece from the dog university."
Well, another answer reminded me of may favorite line NOT in a movie.
From Blazing Saddles:
*lights go out*
Lili Von Stupp: "So, tell me. Is it twue what they say about your people being...gifted?"
*sound of a zipper*
Lili Von Stupp: "Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"
This scene was supposed to have one more line:
"Lady, you're sucking on my arm."