Why is Michael Bay allowed to direct movies?!


Question: I don't think I've ever loathed another director as much as Michael Bay. Insipid dialogue, tired premises, and cardboard characters sink all of his projects. After his lame "Transformers" and obnoxious Armaggedon, I must confess I think he has a deal with the devil or something.

So how is it he is still allowed to helm movies? Most creative and absurd answers will be voted Best Answer.


Answers: I don't think I've ever loathed another director as much as Michael Bay. Insipid dialogue, tired premises, and cardboard characters sink all of his projects. After his lame "Transformers" and obnoxious Armaggedon, I must confess I think he has a deal with the devil or something.

So how is it he is still allowed to helm movies? Most creative and absurd answers will be voted Best Answer.

he inject the producer's heart with adrenaline/epinephrine everyday during the pitching process and make them to watch subliminal movies so they would be hypnotized. Surely, those unknowing producers become an army of zombie who will obey whatever Bay said as soon as the movie ended and the zombie producers will call up casting agents to cast the best actor and actresses they can and they will force the agents to do so if they don't want to be eaten by zombies.

i have been saying that myself, his movies are just crap. they are these fast paced piles of dung that never tell a good story because they have too many edits and special affects. and speaking of transformers, how can you have a story about giant robots turned into a human love story? tiny2kool is a moron.

stop hating, his movies rock

High budget and action movies dominate in the box office and that happens to be all he's good at. It's unfortunate but that's hollywood.

Cause his Mummy told the directors of Paramount that if they didnt give her Mickey a job she wouldn't be nice to them anymore.
His Mummy is Chairman of their bank.



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