What is the funniest movie quote of all time?!
Question: Personally, I have many to choose from, but one that sticks out is from Tommy Boy, when Tommy is peeing alongside the road and Richard starts moving the car and Tommy yells "My thing got caught in my zipper and I got piss all over myself!"
Answers: Personally, I have many to choose from, but one that sticks out is from Tommy Boy, when Tommy is peeing alongside the road and Richard starts moving the car and Tommy yells "My thing got caught in my zipper and I got piss all over myself!"
That's a good one. There are too many to chose, but one that comes to mind right away is...
Will Farrell in Zoolander....."Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
Or
Will Ferrell in Elf "Smiling's my favorite"
Outbreak, when they're in the plane and the guys like "With all due respect, **** you, sir."
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you can pick your nose you can pick your friends but you cant pick you friends nose.
GET IN MY BELLY!
-fat bastard
"Enough is enough! I've had it with these mother f***in' snakes, on this mother f***in' plane! Everygody strap in, I'm about to open the f***in' window!"
Samuel L. Jackson, "Snakes on a Plane"
My favorite line is still, "I'll have what she's having!" from "When Harry Met Sally." Said by another woman diner to the waiter after Sally fakes an orgasm at the dinner table in the deli to show Harry that women can fake them convincingly.
Your Mom goes to college
-Kip-Napoleon Dynamite
From epic movie when the pilot comes out to the passanger and keeps repeating "I said im tired of all these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane"
NO WAY! We're havin' macaroni tonight! That means garlic bread! YES!!
~The Benchwarmers~
Any of Clint Eastwood's quotes:
1) "Go ahead, punk. Make my day!"
2)" Right turn, Clyde! ' (knocks some guys out).
3) "You think we are going to let you just walk out of here?(standing alone). Bad guy asks who. He says" Me, Smith & Wesson " and pulls it out.(the gun that is).
This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pu$$y. Listen to it here: http://www.rosswalker.co.uk/movie_sounds...
From Airplane!
"Surely you can't be serious"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"
"the nights a very dark time for me"chaz
"the night is a dark time for everybody" jimmy
"Not for alaskans and people with night vision goggles" Chaz
Blades of Glory
best movie ever