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Answers: they took my stapler.

i'm going to burn down the building! yep burn it down (mumble mumble mumble)


gotta love office space.

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Yes you are the coolest person on here....ok you're not gonna be on my Contacts live with it....

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YEA, IM GONNA NEED YOU TO COME IN ON SATURDAY

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this would be me expressing my flair!!!!! a classic movie, rates up there with "kung fu: the series!"

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AWESOME movie!!!

Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

Milton Waddams: Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...

Milton Waddams: The ratio of people to cake is too big.

MILTON ROCKS!

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