Funny Quotes?!


Question: Hey I need some funny quotes from movies like The Ringer, Dodgeball, Anchorman, stuff like that but nothing with any profanity or inapropriate content. I like from The Ringer when the guy goes,"When the f$*@ did we get ice cream?!?" but I cant use that for school for obvious reasons.


Answers: Hey I need some funny quotes from movies like The Ringer, Dodgeball, Anchorman, stuff like that but nothing with any profanity or inapropriate content. I like from The Ringer when the guy goes,"When the f$*@ did we get ice cream?!?" but I cant use that for school for obvious reasons.
Anchorman:
"Its so hot... aahh, milk was a bad choice"

"You stay classy San Diego"

"I have a situation I need to walk off!"

"Columbus' Knights!"

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker."

"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you."

"I look good... I look real good... Hey everyone! Come see how good I look!"

"Wow, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling. "

"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..."

Love this movie :)
Wedding Crashers...Best quote at the beginning, when the husband and wife are discussing their divorce

"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me"

and the Will Ferrel quote
"I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize"
Forrest Gump
The Ringer:
Gary: What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?

Billy: You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it!

Billy: Oh my-lanta!

Winston: As me any movie.....Thats a great movie


Talladega Nights:
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Shake and bake!

Cal Naughton, Jr.: I wet the bed until I was 19. There's no shame in that.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?

Carley Bobby: If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!

Texas Ranger: Old man, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

Reese Bobby- You've got to learn to drive with the fear. And there is nothing more frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car.


Also, go to these sites to get some good ones!!!
http://imdb.com/title/tt0357413/quotes
http://imdb.com/title/tt0109686/quotes
http://imdb.com/title/tt0109040/quotes
http://imdb.com/title/tt0114694/quotes


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