Who would win in these 5 mega fights (pt. 2)?!
Question:
Who would win in these 5 mega fights (pt. 2)?
Jigsaw vs. Ric Flair
Hilary Clinton vs. Monica
Rupert Murdoch vs. Bill Gates
SpongeBob & Patrick vs. Ren & Stimpy
Stallone vs. Arnold
Answers:
Flair over Jigsaw; "Wooooooo"
Clinton over Lewinsky; Lewinsky goes down; 'nuff said. (That was my fiance's Idea, not mine.)
Murdoch vs. Gates: Tie. Murdoch controls the media, attempts to mislead and redirect the truth. Gates waves his hand and every computer at Fox News transforms into a horde trooper.
Squarepants vs. Ren & Stimpy Show; mutual disqualification. Both drool on each other until the other drowns.
Stallone vs. Arnold; mutual disqualification. Both fail remedial English AND the Steroids test. Both lose money on ridiculous restaurant chain. Arnold spends eternity as a carny prize governor; Stallone ends his days selling his movie franchises to retarded studio execs for re-release.