Who would win in these 5 mega fights? (Part 1)?!
Question:
Who would win in these 5 mega fights? (Part 1)?
Harry Potter vs. Kevin McAlister (Home Alone kid)
Dick Cheney vs. Al Gore
Maggie Simpson vs. Stewie
Homer vs. Peter
John Grisham vs. Stephen King
Answers:
harry Potter would conjur Satan up and obliterate Kevin, after all he did sell his sould to him. (just kidding, i'm playing off of those overzealous "so called" christians that hate harry)
Al gore, no doubt, he would keep yammering on about his fake a*s theory of global bull Sh*t untill cheney had a heart attack.
Stewie, he's homicidal
Peter, if worse comes to worse, he could easily outweigh homer and sit on him.
this last one is interesting.
stephen king would write grisham into an unescapeable situation, and then he would die, but not before grisham would write king into a court battle of epic proportions and have him sentanced to the firing squad in a modern american trial.