What should I say to Jerry Bruckheimer?!

What should I say to Jerry Bruckheimer?

I know his business phone that is direcct where he will answet it. Now, I am just trying to make connections in the business, maybe, let me pitch soemthign to him, idk. Just, any suggestions on whaat I should say?

And, if you are going to say he won't talk to me, save your breath. I just need suggestions, don't be cruel.

You should say "Hey Jerry, seeing as how you can spend 100 million dollars on a completely worthless and horrible movie, could you spare 1 million to feed starving children in Africa?"