Funny school/JROTC newsletter ideas.?!

Question: I am the editor of my JROTC newsletter, and each month i like to add something funny in the newsletter that is not JROTC related, and im blank out of ideas that will keep my readers intrested.
any help please? :)

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Answers: I am the editor of my JROTC newsletter, and each month i like to add something funny in the newsletter that is not JROTC related, and im blank out of ideas that will keep my readers intrested.
any help please? :)

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chuck norris facts
chuck norris can judge a book by its cover
he can dived by 0
horses are hung like him
the bible original title was chuck norris and friends

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