Why don't newspapers put the horoscopes on the front page?!

Why don't newspapers put the horoscopes on the front page?

If there's any truth in them whatsoever, surely they should be the first thing you read in the morning.

10 months ago
So far, people seem to be under the illusion that newspapers report facts instead of sensationalised, biased, ill-researched second-hand theories.

I really hope that not a lot of people believe in hoscope. That would mean that all the people died in the tsunami have the same horoscope ?