How do i get a free playboy memebership?!
Question:
How do i get a free playboy memebership?
Answers:
Well, Jack...
Throw on a blonde wig, some stiletto heels, and a skirt. Head to the Playboy Mansion and magically pass yourself off as a gorgeous Playboy Bunny, as opposed to a lazy freeloading dude - again, magic will probably be the key.
Next, Hugh Hefner will most likely need some pretty serious "persuasion" ... so do what you have to do, and don't tell anyone about it. Afterwards - if you're lucky - Hugh will let you live long enough to see a few real Bunnies, and then you'll almost certainly be fed to the dogs.
...or you can just suck it up and buy a damn subscription. You decide which method would be easiest.