# Do you know some funny math jokes?!

**Question:**Do you know some funny math jokes!?

My wife lost her calculator and she said "I can't function with out my calculator!." then my reply was "No need to be irrational about it!."

Then I realized the irony and was amused!. Mow I would like to know some more math puns or funny jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Then I realized the irony and was amused!. Mow I would like to know some more math puns or funny jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

**Answers:**

what did pi and imaginary number say to each other!?

pi: Be real

imaginary: be rational

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose their functions!

Q: what is the difference between a Ph!.D in mathematics and a large pizza

A: a large pizza can feed a family of four

Q: What do you get when you mix math with English!?

A: Add-verbs!.

Teacher: Okay kids, turn in your tests and I will grade it right now

Kids: okay

All turn in tests

Kid: Uh, Teacher, I accidentally used a No!. 3 pencil instead of a No!. 2 pencil!.!.!.

Teacher: You did WHAT!!?

BAM EXPLOSIONS HAVOC

Person off screen: OMG, I've never seen so much blood!

(this next joke is just a joke, I'm not sexist, i am a girl)

women = time x money {becuase everybody knows that women are time and money}

Time = Money {it's also known that time IS money}

which means!.!.!.

women = money^2 {women are money squared}

Money = sq!.root (evil) {however it's also known that money is the root of all evil}

so!.!.!.

women = (sq!.root(evil))^2 {women are the square root of evil squared}

{the square root and square cancel which ultimately leads us to believe that!.!.!.}

women = evil {WOMEN ARE EVIL!!!}

(this one's funnier is you can see it visually)Www@Enter-QA@Com

pi: Be real

imaginary: be rational

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose their functions!

Q: what is the difference between a Ph!.D in mathematics and a large pizza

A: a large pizza can feed a family of four

Q: What do you get when you mix math with English!?

A: Add-verbs!.

Teacher: Okay kids, turn in your tests and I will grade it right now

Kids: okay

All turn in tests

Kid: Uh, Teacher, I accidentally used a No!. 3 pencil instead of a No!. 2 pencil!.!.!.

Teacher: You did WHAT!!?

BAM EXPLOSIONS HAVOC

Person off screen: OMG, I've never seen so much blood!

(this next joke is just a joke, I'm not sexist, i am a girl)

women = time x money {becuase everybody knows that women are time and money}

Time = Money {it's also known that time IS money}

which means!.!.!.

women = money^2 {women are money squared}

Money = sq!.root (evil) {however it's also known that money is the root of all evil}

so!.!.!.

women = (sq!.root(evil))^2 {women are the square root of evil squared}

{the square root and square cancel which ultimately leads us to believe that!.!.!.}

women = evil {WOMEN ARE EVIL!!!}

(this one's funnier is you can see it visually)Www@Enter-QA@Com

actually it is about physics chemistry and maths all three-

three professors went to a river side for a walk!.

then the physics professor said, let me go and check the Density of water and he jumped in the river

after sometimes the maths professor said i am going to check the Dimensions of the river and he too jumped

when both of didn't turn up the chemistry professor was worried and said it seems they both Dissolved in the water!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

three professors went to a river side for a walk!.

then the physics professor said, let me go and check the Density of water and he jumped in the river

after sometimes the maths professor said i am going to check the Dimensions of the river and he too jumped

when both of didn't turn up the chemistry professor was worried and said it seems they both Dissolved in the water!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

It's ultra-lame but!.!.!.

Q: Why is 6 afriad of 7!?

A: Because 7 8 9!!!

Yeah, pathetic I know!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Q: Why is 6 afriad of 7!?

A: Because 7 8 9!!!

Yeah, pathetic I know!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

This one only works if you understand Algebra!.

Differentiate r3/3

=

Derivative dy = 3 r squared dr over 3, or r squared dr, or r dr r

Har de har har!?!?!?!?

Never mind!.!.!. :) Ya had to be there :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Differentiate r3/3

=

Derivative dy = 3 r squared dr over 3, or r squared dr, or r dr r

Har de har har!?!?!?!?

Never mind!.!.!. :) Ya had to be there :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Q:What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter!?

A: Pi in the sky!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A: Pi in the sky!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I am terrified of my math teacher!.!.

she has a man nailed to a plus sign above her desk!.!.!.

i always try to stay on her good sideWww@Enter-QA@Com

she has a man nailed to a plus sign above her desk!.!.!.

i always try to stay on her good sideWww@Enter-QA@Com

why was 6 afraid of 7!?

because 7 ate (8) 9!

ROFLMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com

because 7 ate (8) 9!

ROFLMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com

whats 2+2 !.!.!.!.!. **** youWww@Enter-QA@Com