What's the difference between a Drum machine and a Drummer?!
Question: What's the difference between a Drum machine and a Drummer!?
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You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know but as we're on a ROLL I thought you might loke these;
? How can you tell a drummer's at the door!?
The knocking speeds up!.
? What's the last thing a drummer says in a band!?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs!?
? What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend!?
Homeless!.
? How can you tell when a drummer's at the door!?
He doesn't know when to come in
? What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common!?
They both suck without Cream!.
? How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb!?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart coulda done it!.
? How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb!?
None, they have a machine to do that now!.
? How can you tell when the drum riser is level!?
Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth!.
Drummer Jokes
? Why didn't the little drummer boy get into heaven!?
Because he woke the baby for Christ's sake!
? What do you call a drummer with half a brain!?
Gifted!.
? What does a drummer use for contraception!?
His personality!.
? What's the best way to confuse a drummer!?
Put a sheet of music in front of him!.
? "Hey buddy, how late does the band play!?"
"Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer!."
? Why is a drum machine better than a drummer!?
Because it can keep good time and won't sleep with your girlfriend!.
? Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school!?
Me either!.
? How do you get a drummer to play quieter!?
Put a chart in front of him
? Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car!?
So they can park in the handicapped spot!.
? What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians!?
A drummer!.
? How can you tell when a drummer's at the door!?
The knocking speeds up!.
? How is a drum solo like a sneeze!?
You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it!.
? What does the average drummer get on an IQ test!?
Drool!.
? What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend!?
Homeless!.
? What's the last thing the band wants to hear the drummer say!?
"Hey guys, wanna try one of my songs!?"
? Why do bands have bass players!?
To translate for the drummer!.
Drummer Jokes
? How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you!?
You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground!.
? I once asked a drummer how to spell "Mississippi"!.
He said, "the river or the state!?"
? How do guitar players get away with parking in the handicap spots!?
They put drumsticks on the dash!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
? How can you tell a drummer's at the door!?
The knocking speeds up!.
? What's the last thing a drummer says in a band!?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs!?
? What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend!?
Homeless!.
? How can you tell when a drummer's at the door!?
He doesn't know when to come in
? What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common!?
They both suck without Cream!.
? How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb!?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart coulda done it!.
? How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb!?
None, they have a machine to do that now!.
? How can you tell when the drum riser is level!?
Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth!.
Drummer Jokes
? Why didn't the little drummer boy get into heaven!?
Because he woke the baby for Christ's sake!
? What do you call a drummer with half a brain!?
Gifted!.
? What does a drummer use for contraception!?
His personality!.
? What's the best way to confuse a drummer!?
Put a sheet of music in front of him!.
? "Hey buddy, how late does the band play!?"
"Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer!."
? Why is a drum machine better than a drummer!?
Because it can keep good time and won't sleep with your girlfriend!.
? Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school!?
Me either!.
? How do you get a drummer to play quieter!?
Put a chart in front of him
? Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car!?
So they can park in the handicapped spot!.
? What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians!?
A drummer!.
? How can you tell when a drummer's at the door!?
The knocking speeds up!.
? How is a drum solo like a sneeze!?
You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it!.
? What does the average drummer get on an IQ test!?
Drool!.
? What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend!?
Homeless!.
? What's the last thing the band wants to hear the drummer say!?
"Hey guys, wanna try one of my songs!?"
? Why do bands have bass players!?
To translate for the drummer!.
Drummer Jokes
? How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you!?
You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground!.
? I once asked a drummer how to spell "Mississippi"!.
He said, "the river or the state!?"
? How do guitar players get away with parking in the handicap spots!?
They put drumsticks on the dash!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Go on, what's the difference between a Drum machine and a Drummer!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A drum machine comes to practice on time!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Drum machine doesn't run of with the Bass Players Girlfriend!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A drummer costs more in the long run!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
drum machine stays in time!Www@Enter-QA@Com
a drum machine doesn't get the girlsWww@Enter-QA@Com
What are you banging on about!.!.!.!.LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com