Help, i need a laugh...?!
Question: Help, i need a laugh!.!.!.!?
anything funny!. and clean!. i don't want to read any of ur nastyness!. lol!. but really!.!.!.i'm dying from bordom help me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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so theres a blonde a red head and a brunette and they see the richest girl in the world!.!. she comes up to them and says ill buy you guys anything you want if you guys can go through 100 stairs and on each stair there is going to be a person saying a joke!.!. if you can get to the 100th step without laughing you can have whatever you want, but if not you loose everything!.
so then the brunette goes first and gets to the 12th step, laughs, and looses everything!.
the red head goes and gets to the 56th steps, laughs, than looses everything!.
the blonde is at the 99th step, and dosent laugh right when she step on the 100th step she laguhs!. and the rich girl asks her why she laughe, she didnt even hear the last joke, but then the blonde says "i just got the first joke" LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
so then the brunette goes first and gets to the 12th step, laughs, and looses everything!.
the red head goes and gets to the 56th steps, laughs, than looses everything!.
the blonde is at the 99th step, and dosent laugh right when she step on the 100th step she laguhs!. and the rich girl asks her why she laughe, she didnt even hear the last joke, but then the blonde says "i just got the first joke" LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender!." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36!.50 please!." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out!.
The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender!. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money!. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out!.
On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender!. "What, no drink for me!?" replies the bartender!. "Oh, no!. You get violent when you drink!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender!. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money!. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out!.
On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender!. "What, no drink for me!?" replies the bartender!. "Oh, no!. You get violent when you drink!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
New mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year old woman had a baby!.
All her relatives visit and want to meet the newest member of their family!. When they ask to see the baby, the mother says, "Not yet!."
A little while later they ask to see the baby again!.!.!.and once more she says, "Not yet!"!.
Finally one of the anxious relatives says, "Well then!.!.!.when can we see the baby!?!!?"!.
The mother says, "When the baby cries!"
He asks, "Why do we all have to wait until the baby cries!?"
"Because I forgot where I put the damn thing!.!.!.!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year old woman had a baby!.
All her relatives visit and want to meet the newest member of their family!. When they ask to see the baby, the mother says, "Not yet!."
A little while later they ask to see the baby again!.!.!.and once more she says, "Not yet!"!.
Finally one of the anxious relatives says, "Well then!.!.!.when can we see the baby!?!!?"!.
The mother says, "When the baby cries!"
He asks, "Why do we all have to wait until the baby cries!?"
"Because I forgot where I put the damn thing!.!.!.!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
so the burger king gets turned into the brick but it still has a drive through!. So this this guy comes through the drive through thinking its a fast food place!. When he realizes this the person at the window tells him he has to buy something!. What did the guy ask to buy!?
Answer: A toilet to go!
haha im sorry if you dont gget it but i dont believe you are dumb:)) you get it right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answer: A toilet to go!
haha im sorry if you dont gget it but i dont believe you are dumb:)) you get it right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
What goes in large and light and, comes out small and heavy then goes in small, and heavy only to come out large and light!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
why isnt there a disneyland in china!?
because they eat mice
btw, whats the answer for the second person!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
because they eat mice
btw, whats the answer for the second person!?Www@Enter-QA@Com