Did you laugh or alteast smile?!
Question: Did you laugh or alteast smile!?
One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain!.
The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back!?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local
night club!? This morning I got home to my apartment
early and heard a noise in my bedroom!. On entering I
knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony
door was open!. I rushed out the balcony door and did
not find anyone!. As I looked down from the balcony I
saw a man running out and he was dressing himself!. I
grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I
strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a
car wreck!. The doctor said "My previous patient was
looked bad, but you look terrible!.What the hell
happened to you!?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a
while now !.Today was the first day at my new job!. I
forgot to set my alarm and was running late!. I was
running out of the building, getting dressed at the
same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a
fridge!."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the
other two patients do!. The doctor is shocked!. Again
asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu!.!.!.!.!.!?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it
from the 3rd floor"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back!?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local
night club!? This morning I got home to my apartment
early and heard a noise in my bedroom!. On entering I
knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony
door was open!. I rushed out the balcony door and did
not find anyone!. As I looked down from the balcony I
saw a man running out and he was dressing himself!. I
grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I
strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a
car wreck!. The doctor said "My previous patient was
looked bad, but you look terrible!.What the hell
happened to you!?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a
while now !.Today was the first day at my new job!. I
forgot to set my alarm and was running late!. I was
running out of the building, getting dressed at the
same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a
fridge!."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the
other two patients do!. The doctor is shocked!. Again
asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu!.!.!.!.!.!?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it
from the 3rd floor"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Why the f*ck was he sitting in a frdige!? Go home!. I hate you!.
edit: everyone "laughing" at this joke is just white knighting because they are sick useless idiots who want to ride your failc0ck!. do not tell this "joke" anywhere!. you will be (rightfully) stabbed in the face!.
edit: everyone voting me down is easily offended!. and i like the way you added a bunny joke instead of ignoring me!. i've taken coke, though, and thought it was a big waste of money!. i would take heroin, mind you (thru smoking it, not injecting) if anyone can hook me up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
edit: everyone "laughing" at this joke is just white knighting because they are sick useless idiots who want to ride your failc0ck!. do not tell this "joke" anywhere!. you will be (rightfully) stabbed in the face!.
edit: everyone voting me down is easily offended!. and i like the way you added a bunny joke instead of ignoring me!. i've taken coke, though, and thought it was a big waste of money!. i would take heroin, mind you (thru smoking it, not injecting) if anyone can hook me up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!. LOL i laughed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i lafff
i dunno y but i laff at almost everythingWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dunno y but i laff at almost everythingWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.
laugh!.
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
laugh!.
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Smiled!.!. =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
rilllliiiiii lolllllzzz!.!.!. a gud hahaha session i hadWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha Lol That was Funny!. But How the hell Did he fit in the fridge!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
smiled!.!.!.!.!. i don't generally laugh out aloud in public places! so :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
It brought a smile on my face!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHWHAHAHAHA!.
I had to show this to my friend - it was too funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I had to show this to my friend - it was too funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No reaction!. I have read it many times!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LAUGH!?!?!? I am dazed and thinking which one was me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like it!.!.!.don't listen to Benny RabbitWww@Enter-QA@Com
smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
it was cool!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ya, it was cool!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i smiled at first but then i started laughing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
L0L!!!!
This is hilarious!!
Thank You SO Much For This Joke!!!
:)
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This is hilarious!!
Thank You SO Much For This Joke!!!
:)
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