Would this be a funny joke to tell to a friend who works in Las Vegas?!
Question: Would this be a funny joke to tell to a friend who works in Las Vegas!?
Las Vegas churches
Accept gambling
Chips
THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE
TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN
LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS!.
NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED!.
SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS!.
THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN!.
THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Accept gambling
Chips
THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE
TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN
LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS!.
NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED!.
SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS!.
THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN!.
THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol !.!.!.funny joke :) star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Funny, but not true!.
According to Snopes!.com there are no "chip monks!."
http://www!.snopes!.com/humor/jokes/chipmo!.!.!.
With love in Christ!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
According to Snopes!.com there are no "chip monks!."
http://www!.snopes!.com/humor/jokes/chipmo!.!.!.
With love in Christ!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A good play on words, Kitty!
I believe they probably do get 'chips' in the offering dish lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I believe they probably do get 'chips' in the offering dish lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!
I have never heard of anything like this before - thanks for sharing!.
Be Blessed:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have never heard of anything like this before - thanks for sharing!.
Be Blessed:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Catholics in New Orleans love to gamble toWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think so, I thought it was funny and I haven't been to Vegas in years!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny Kitty, star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol , nice one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
stop shouting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com