Blonde Law ............?!
Question: Blonde Law !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license!.
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it!. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer!."
The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification!?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror!.
She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself!." The cop says, "Let me see it, then!." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over!. You can go now!."
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A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over!.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration!."
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together!. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it!. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer!."
The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification!?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror!.
She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself!." The cop says, "Let me see it, then!." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over!. You can go now!."
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A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over!.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration!."
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together!. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
that was great!! i haven't heard a really good blonde joke in a long time thank you!! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
SUPER funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never heard the first one before but it is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
roflWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmfaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
These are good enough for me to email my blonde friend!Www@Enter-QA@Com