What made you laugh today ?!
Question: What made you laugh today !?
tell me the whole story i love it when people are happy it makes me feel so happy thakyouWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
My 3 year old daughter made me laugh this morning when she stumbled out of bed and onto the landing!. Picture it, face all creased from sleep, eyes half open half closed, serious bed head situation going on and she looked up and said in a loud cheery voice "morning mummy"!. Ah had to laugh!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This joke!.!.!.!.
A man was fed up of congestion charges in London and could not ride a bike!. An arab friend of his suggested riding a camel to work!.He bought one and for the first week everything went well!. He would tie the camel outside his office while he was at work!.
One day he left work to find his camel had been stolen!.!.HORROR!!
He went to the police station and recounted his story to a very sceptical constable!.
Name!.!.!.Daisy
Colour!.!.!.Brown,
Type!.!.!.Dromedary
Sex!.!.!.!.!."Er!.!.I don't really know, I never checked!."
"Right, Sir, have a think about it and if you come up with anything ,let us know!."
He started walking out then turned back!.!.!.!."I remember now, it's a female, yes, definitely a female!."
"What makes you so sure Sir!?"
"I remember riding down the High Street last week and a man said to his friend!.!.!.!.!.!.'Look at the soft kunt on that camel!.'"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man was fed up of congestion charges in London and could not ride a bike!. An arab friend of his suggested riding a camel to work!.He bought one and for the first week everything went well!. He would tie the camel outside his office while he was at work!.
One day he left work to find his camel had been stolen!.!.HORROR!!
He went to the police station and recounted his story to a very sceptical constable!.
Name!.!.!.Daisy
Colour!.!.!.Brown,
Type!.!.!.Dromedary
Sex!.!.!.!.!."Er!.!.I don't really know, I never checked!."
"Right, Sir, have a think about it and if you come up with anything ,let us know!."
He started walking out then turned back!.!.!.!."I remember now, it's a female, yes, definitely a female!."
"What makes you so sure Sir!?"
"I remember riding down the High Street last week and a man said to his friend!.!.!.!.!.!.'Look at the soft kunt on that camel!.'"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i have one that happened yesterday
k im going to try to explain it the best i can
my dance group(not a school one) is doing a big performance tomorrow and we have been having late nite practices all week!. well at the end of the show some people are going to get flipped!. the person who is doing the biggest flip is a really good dancer whose dad is our instructor!.
well anyway this one time we came into the circle where are instructor was going to flip his son!. it was the first time they had decided to actually try the flip!.
so anyway our instructor preps to throw his son and when he actually does he farts a little( funny part number one) we were all like did you fart lol then we all look back at his son and he randomly lands an his back ( funny part number 2) we couldnt stop laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com
k im going to try to explain it the best i can
my dance group(not a school one) is doing a big performance tomorrow and we have been having late nite practices all week!. well at the end of the show some people are going to get flipped!. the person who is doing the biggest flip is a really good dancer whose dad is our instructor!.
well anyway this one time we came into the circle where are instructor was going to flip his son!. it was the first time they had decided to actually try the flip!.
so anyway our instructor preps to throw his son and when he actually does he farts a little( funny part number one) we were all like did you fart lol then we all look back at his son and he randomly lands an his back ( funny part number 2) we couldnt stop laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com
We have a customer that no one likes to talk to because she is into conspiracy everything!. She thinks the government is flying drones over her house, that there were spy's in her trees, so she cut them down!. Plus about 100 other odd things!. She called this morning & since she said I was nice I aways get her!. Others put her on hold to give her to me!. Our receptionist came to my office to tell me she was on the phone & at the same time we both said before answering that I needed to put my foil hat on!.
Not funny to others, but our office laughs every time she calls!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not funny to others, but our office laughs every time she calls!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This joke submitted by 'bilbo b'!. However, following is something that happened to me this week!.
It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr!. Good bar!.
I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and
Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, “Hey Sweetheart, how'd
you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar!?”
Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure
Almond Joy!
I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that
this little Twix had the Red Hoots!.
It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went
up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream “Oh Henry, Oh Henry!”
Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long
before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky
Way!.
She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, “Hey Chick let, no kinky stuff!.” I
said, “Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver!. Why
don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey!?”
(What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!)
She screamed, “Oh Crackerjack, better than the Three Musketeers!” as I rammed
my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup!.
Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden!.!.!. my
Starburst!
Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and
complained of a Wrigley in her stomach!.
Sure enough, nine months later, out popped!? Baby Ruth!
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What actually happened to me was: I was doing a medical procedure at a men's prison and an inmate asked if I could fix his broken heart!. I said I couldn't, that only time could!. He said, "I got plenty of that!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr!. Good bar!.
I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and
Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, “Hey Sweetheart, how'd
you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar!?”
Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure
Almond Joy!
I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that
this little Twix had the Red Hoots!.
It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went
up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream “Oh Henry, Oh Henry!”
Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long
before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky
Way!.
She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, “Hey Chick let, no kinky stuff!.” I
said, “Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver!. Why
don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey!?”
(What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!)
She screamed, “Oh Crackerjack, better than the Three Musketeers!” as I rammed
my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup!.
Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden!.!.!. my
Starburst!
Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and
complained of a Wrigley in her stomach!.
Sure enough, nine months later, out popped!? Baby Ruth!
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What actually happened to me was: I was doing a medical procedure at a men's prison and an inmate asked if I could fix his broken heart!. I said I couldn't, that only time could!. He said, "I got plenty of that!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha i was sitting here practically doing nothing in the computer, and suddenly i hear "paf" and i'm like WTF!? then i look into the window and there was this bird that had crashed into the window and waas walking like in circles, i couldn't stop laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com
we had our school panto when the teachers dress up!. the welsh DT teacher dressed as a woman and felt up all the guy teachers, then our principal and deputy head snogged and felt each other up!. i think it is the best thing about xmas!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
my question! http://uk!.answers!.yahoo!.com/question/ind!.!.!. hahaha now dats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
i put a shoe box over my cat and she didnt move then all of a sudden she ran straight forward under this shoebox straight head on into a cupboard door then she jumped out and ran away looking all embarrassed ahah!. :')Www@Enter-QA@Com
play this!.!.!. throw a shoe at George W!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i laught todAY when i fort i was finally in labour just out off joy
yeah dident happen :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah dident happen :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
Me and my mate walk past and saw a sign that read
"caution, raised manholes"
lmao :LWww@Enter-QA@Com
"caution, raised manholes"
lmao :LWww@Enter-QA@Com
my friend did this sort of weird zombie dance
when she was insulting this other girl
calling her gay
LOOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
when she was insulting this other girl
calling her gay
LOOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
I watched funny Christmas Gifts on youtube!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes i was sleeping all cozy then my dog jump onto my bed and started licking me XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
A joke on here!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yaWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok my stupid freind try to pull his thumb and his hand slip and hit his eye !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com