What is the sickest, dirtiest, most nauseating joke that you know?!
Question: What is the sickest, dirtiest, most nauseating joke that you know!?
The best one wins 10 points!!! And remember, it is all in good fun!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
one day a vampire walked into a bar and asked for a glass of hot water!. the bartender said "why!? i thought you only drank blood!" the vampire held up a used tampon and said "im making tea"
heres an old one!.!.!.very racist sorry hahh
an american man, chinese man, mexican man, and italian were all on a sinking boat!. they knew they had to loose some weight so they each threw something out!.
the italian man threw some pasta over board and said" we have too much of this in my country"
the chinese man threw some rice overboard he said "we have too much of this in my country"
the mexican man threw a taco overboard, he said "we have too much of this in my country"
the american man threw the mexican man overboard and said "we have too many of these in my country"
ahhahahWww@Enter-QA@Com
heres an old one!.!.!.very racist sorry hahh
an american man, chinese man, mexican man, and italian were all on a sinking boat!. they knew they had to loose some weight so they each threw something out!.
the italian man threw some pasta over board and said" we have too much of this in my country"
the chinese man threw some rice overboard he said "we have too much of this in my country"
the mexican man threw a taco overboard, he said "we have too much of this in my country"
the american man threw the mexican man overboard and said "we have too many of these in my country"
ahhahahWww@Enter-QA@Com
A little girl, her brother and their mum are in the car on the way to picnic!. The little girl looks down her pants then asks her mum, "Hey mum, what's that!?"
The mother, assuming her daughter was looking out the window, replies, "That's a garage, darling!."
The boy then looks down his pants and asks the same question, "Hey mum, what's that!?"
The mother, once again assuming her son was looking out the window, replies, "That's a car, darling!."
So the three of them arrive at their picnic destination and the boy and the girl quickly duck behind a bush to discuss their new discoveries!. A few minutes later they both run out, the boy screaming and the girl with blood all over her hands!. Shocked, the mother asks them what happened!. The girl replied, "He tried to park his car in my garage so i pulled his back wheels off!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The mother, assuming her daughter was looking out the window, replies, "That's a garage, darling!."
The boy then looks down his pants and asks the same question, "Hey mum, what's that!?"
The mother, once again assuming her son was looking out the window, replies, "That's a car, darling!."
So the three of them arrive at their picnic destination and the boy and the girl quickly duck behind a bush to discuss their new discoveries!. A few minutes later they both run out, the boy screaming and the girl with blood all over her hands!. Shocked, the mother asks them what happened!. The girl replied, "He tried to park his car in my garage so i pulled his back wheels off!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A person went into the office kitchen one morning
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls!. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket!.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall!.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
'For best results, put on two coats'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls!. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket!.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall!.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
'For best results, put on two coats'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A black guy, A mexican guy, and an asian walk into a bar!. The bartender says, "Whoever has the biggest dick gets a free drink!. All three whip it out!. The black guys is 6 inches, the mexican guys is 7 inches and the asians is 14 inches!. The bartender says howd u do it!? The asian says,"Me chinese, me think fast, me shove crowbar up my a**!. I have a sick mind MwhahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dad with little girl in garden!. she asks " is that a mummy longlegs under a daddy longlegs!?"
Dad says " no there are no mummy longlegs, only daddy ones" he was very impressed by her inquisitive nature till she steped on them and replied " we will have none of that gay **** in our garden!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dad says " no there are no mummy longlegs, only daddy ones" he was very impressed by her inquisitive nature till she steped on them and replied " we will have none of that gay **** in our garden!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
so there was three guys named Larry, Harry, and Dick!!! so this wizard came to them and said i will each give u a wish!! so Harry turned into a pillow and Dick turned into a tree!! so those two ran away and Larry still with his wish yelled out wait up HARRY AND DICK!!! in the end once Larry said that he turned into a harry dickWww@Enter-QA@Com
why did jesus quit playing hockey!?!?!?!?!?!?
he kept getting nailed to the boards!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
he kept getting nailed to the boards!!Www@Enter-QA@Com