Do you know any good Polish jokes?!


Question: Do you know any good Polish jokes!?
The best one wins 10 points!!! And remember, it is all in good fun!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Q: How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree!?
A: Wave to him!.

Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a hand-grenade at you!?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

So a guy was hunting with his polish bud and he had to go to the bathroom!. So the guys tells him to go behind a tree and wipe with a dollar!. So the guy waits a while and is impatient!. "whats taking so long!" he says!. "Im trying!" the polish guy says, "but its really hard to wipe with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

What's the fastest animal!?
- cheetah
So what's the fastest bird!?
- cheetah's bird

Not funny!?!?
Just translate it to Polish!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

YO POLISH FRIEND IS SO FAT, HE HAS TO HAVE A
LISENSE PLATE TO WALK ON THE SIDEWALK!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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