10 points to who tells me the funniest joke and makes me laugh!!?!


Question: 10 points to who tells me the funniest joke and makes me laugh!!!?
whatever jokes makes me laugh out loud enough to share it with my friends on AIM, gets 10 points!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Three Dogs!.!.!.and a Collie

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bull dog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a very nice looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say 'liver' and 'cheese' in a sentence can be my topdog!." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese!." The Collie says, "Sorry, that's not good enough!." The Bull dog says, "I'll have some liver and cheese, please!." She says, "Sorry, that's not creative enough!." Finally the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone!.!.!.!.!.!.cheese mine!."

lol, get it!? cause the chiuhauha is spanish!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

A husband came home with a half a gallon of ice cream and asked his wife if she wanted some!.
"How hard is it!?" she asked!.
"About as hard as my dick," he replied!.
"Ok, pour me some!."

lol


An old woman is upset at her husband's funeral!.
"You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit," she says to the mortician!.
The mortician says, "We'll take care of it, ma'am" and yells back, "Yo, Ed! Switch the heads on two and four!"

haha

one more!.!.!.

A guy goes into a church confessional and says, "Forgive me, Father for i have sinned!. I slept with 5 different women last night!."
the priest says "go home, squeeze 5 lemons into a glass, and drink it as fast as you can!.
"and then i will be forgiven!?" he asks!.
"No," the priest says "but it will wipe that smirk off your face!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

So this young Chinese couple are expecting a baby and when the baby is born it's black, not Chinese!.
Ya know what they named him!?
Sum Ting Wong

So this guy goes in to a bar and says"I'll have a beer Jack ***"
so the bartender gives him a beer and the guy drinks it and orders another beer saying "give me another beer Jack ***" and the man sitting next to him says to the bar tender "How can you let him talk to you that way!?" and the bartender says "AW Hehaw hehawys talks like that!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

three girls, a blonde, a readhead, and a brunette, were running away from the cops!. they decide to hide in a potato farm!. while trying to find were to hide they find three potato sacks and each girls hides in a sack!. the cops find the sacks and decide to poke at them!. the cops poke the one with the readhead in it and she meows!.!.!.cops say well its just a cat!. they poke the one with the brunette and she barks!.!.!.cops say well its just a dog!. they poke the one with the blonde in it and she yells POTATOWww@Enter-QA@Com

receiving a report of a man banging at the door at 3:30 in the morning police responded to a mini mart in the morning !. when officers arrived they chased blake leak,23 through the streets and down the embankment!. it took bleak for leak until both cops took a tumble!.seizing the oppurtunity he sought refuge on grounds of a large building !. unfortunately it turned out to be a local landmark, the famous sing sing maximum security prison where he was nabbed by a guard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

so a brunette was standing on a rail rode track saying "49 49 49!" over and over again!. a blonde walks by and starts saying it with her!. they hear a train coming and the brunette gets out of the way and says "49 49 49!" the blonde gets hit by the train and the brunette says "50 50 50!!!"

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HOW DO YOU CONFUSE A BLODE!?






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Go to someone and say how did the fish cross the road
WHen they say how say, take the F out of Way!.

See what they say!!! That will make you laugh!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN SEX AND A
SNOW STORM!?


YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MANY INCHES YOU ARE
GOING TO GET, AND HOW LONG IT WILL LASTWww@Enter-QA@Com



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