Did you ever wonder ?!
Question: Did you ever wonder !?
Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer!?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him!?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat!?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is!?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway!?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours!? They're both dogs!
If Wile E!. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn't he just buy dinner!?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from!?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons!?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse!?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune!?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup!?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer!?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him!?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat!?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is!?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway!?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours!? They're both dogs!
If Wile E!. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn't he just buy dinner!?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from!?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons!?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse!?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune!?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup!?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
your prety funny!.i like the wile E!. kyotie 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've thought about them once or twice, but for some of them once you start thiinking of them they have you stumped!. lol!. heres a funny example: http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=5nhp4zalZ!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the alphabet song, twinkle twinkle AND baa baa black sheep! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com