How many blonde jokes are there in the world?!
Question: How many blonde jokes are there in the world!?
None they're all true storiesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Yea!. Theses are true!.
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
> >
> > she called me to get my phone number!.
> >
> > she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange
> juice box because it said
> > "concentrate!."
> >
> > she put lipstick on her forehead because she
> wanted to "make
> > up" her mind!.
> >
> > she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!.
> >
> > she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!.
> >
> > she tried to drown a fish!.
> >
> > she thought a quarterback
> > was a refund!.
> >
> > she got locked in a grocery store and starved to
> death!.
> >
> > she tripped over a cordless phone!.
> >
> > she took a ruler to the bed to see how long
> she slept!.
> >
> > she asked for a price check at the Dollar
> Store!. (this 1 isnt funny b/c at
> > the doller store things r more than a doller!)
> >
> > she studied for a blood test!.
> >
> > she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats!.
> >
> > when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
> around the home, she moved!.
> >
> > when she missed the 44 bus,
> > she took the 22 bus twice instead!.
> >
> > when she took you to the airport and saw a sign
> that said
> > "Airport Left" she turned around and went homeWww@Enter-QA@Com
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
> >
> > she called me to get my phone number!.
> >
> > she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange
> juice box because it said
> > "concentrate!."
> >
> > she put lipstick on her forehead because she
> wanted to "make
> > up" her mind!.
> >
> > she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!.
> >
> > she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!.
> >
> > she tried to drown a fish!.
> >
> > she thought a quarterback
> > was a refund!.
> >
> > she got locked in a grocery store and starved to
> death!.
> >
> > she tripped over a cordless phone!.
> >
> > she took a ruler to the bed to see how long
> she slept!.
> >
> > she asked for a price check at the Dollar
> Store!. (this 1 isnt funny b/c at
> > the doller store things r more than a doller!)
> >
> > she studied for a blood test!.
> >
> > she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats!.
> >
> > when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
> around the home, she moved!.
> >
> > when she missed the 44 bus,
> > she took the 22 bus twice instead!.
> >
> > when she took you to the airport and saw a sign
> that said
> > "Airport Left" she turned around and went homeWww@Enter-QA@Com
There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence!.
So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country!.
Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road!. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them!.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one!?" she asked!.
The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed!.
"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph!.
Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice!.
She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked!.
She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back!?"
The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try!. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country!.
Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road!. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them!.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one!?" she asked!.
The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed!.
"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph!.
Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice!.
She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked!.
She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back!?"
The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try!. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. XD
how was going to say "42" because!.!.!.http://www!.google!.com/search!?hl=en&clien!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
how was going to say "42" because!.!.!.http://www!.google!.com/search!?hl=en&clien!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a dumb blonde a smart blonde and santa are playing poker, who wins!?
The dumb blonde, because there is no such thing as santa and there is no such thing as a smart blonde!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The dumb blonde, because there is no such thing as santa and there is no such thing as a smart blonde!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
1 more blonde joke in the world!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLL! good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats just 1 moreWww@Enter-QA@Com
A lotWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha nice one!. i totally wasnt expecting that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com