Is this a joke i post every year.. Three men died on Christmas Eve?!
Question: Is this a joke i post every year!.!. Three men died on Christmas Eve!?
and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates!.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven!."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter!. He flicked it on!. "It represents a candle", he said!.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said!.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys!. He shook them and said, "They're bells!."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates"!.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties!.
St!. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize!?"
The man replied, "These are Carols!."
And So The Christmas Season BeginsWww@Enter-QA@Com
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven!."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter!. He flicked it on!. "It represents a candle", he said!.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said!.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys!. He shook them and said, "They're bells!."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates"!.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties!.
St!. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize!?"
The man replied, "These are Carols!."
And So The Christmas Season BeginsWww@Enter-QA@Com
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I've literally got tears of laughter rolling down my face!.
As I said before
PLEASE post more
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As I said before
PLEASE post more
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Yes it is a joke you post every year!.!. Three men died on Christmas Eve
really nice one!.lol!.!.!.!.!.thanX for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
really nice one!.lol!.!.!.!.!.thanX for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
:) hahah very funny, even if i have heard it before!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The best ones are the old ones!. I think its great and if I've heard it before I've forgotten due to my age lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
heard it before but its still kinda funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good pair!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
your on a bloody
good roll big boy
keep them coming
i love it
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
good roll big boy
keep them coming
i love it
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is so funny!
thanks, i needed that laugh :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks, i needed that laugh :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
no it isnt the joke u post every year is the one about how ur in love with ur mumWww@Enter-QA@Com