Wouldn't You Do This (Halarious Joke!)?!


Question: Wouldn't You Do This (Halarious Joke!)!?
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that
his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up!.
Then he saw an
envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad!.
"
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
read the letter!.


Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you!.
I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom
and you!.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice!.
But
I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos,
tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am!.

But it's not only the passion!.!.!.Dad she's pregnant!.
Stacy said that we will
be very happy!.
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter!. We share a dream of having many more children!.
Stacy
has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone!.

We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other
people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy!.
In the meantime we will
pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better!.
She
deserves it!. Don't worry Dad!.
I'm 15 and I know how to take care of
myself!.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to
visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren!.

Love,
Your Son John

PS!. Dad, none of the above is true!. I'm over at Tommy's house!.
I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my center desk drawer!. I love you!.
Call me when it's
safe to come home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Another Oldie Goldie!.

I was lucky, I never got into this much trouble!.
Of course, I had a few D's, but no F's!.!.!.
And when I was young, report cards were mailed!.
So, no way to bluff my way out!.

I'm still here!.
I must have not been too bad a kid!.

(Although one of my science experiments, I think I was 13 or 14, nearly blew me to bits, burned down the garage, and burnt ALL the hair off EVERY part of my body above the waist!.!.!. It also left my skin scorched, and puffy with blisters!. I was NOT a pretty sight!. It was an accident!. A home made rocket "self destructed" with me too close to it!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Thats a great joke there are several versions of that joke!.
If I ever pulled a stunt like that i would get my a$$ kicked from here to the moon and i would not even get to use a spaceship!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hilarious! Reminds me of this:

http://www!.snopes!.com/college/pranks/let!.!.!.

Not that I would do that!. I don't want to give my mom a heart attack!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha ha funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

That was really clever!. It really had me going there for a second until in read the end!. If i was the dad i would've exploeded on him!.
HILARIOUS!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Having syphilis was funnier!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahahaha clever kid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahaha didn't see that cominWww@Enter-QA@Com

That's horrible but so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO!!!!!
I would get killed by my mom for thatWww@Enter-QA@Com

omg that is so funny and wrong
i wanna do that one day to mess w/ my parentsWww@Enter-QA@Com

HELL YEAH!! My parents would be cracking up and I would be off the hook!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHA! WOW! that was a good one!. =DWww@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

its good i would do that when i have an "F" in my report card hahaha!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL! I didn't see that coming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lmao, that was so funny!. I loved how it ended haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!. kinda messed up though!. and by the way no i wouldnt do thatWww@Enter-QA@Com



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