What is the best Christmas joke from you?!
Question: What is the best Christmas joke from you!?
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Ok one for the guys Why are christmas trees better than women!?
- When you dress it up with silver and gold, it doesn’t look like a cheap hooker!.
- A Christmas tree will never complain if you compare it to another bush!.
- A Christmas tree will stay up late, watch a porno with you, and won’t say, “Hey, look at the size of that one … I didn’t know they made ‘em that big!”
- Christmas trees actually like when you use exotic electrical devices!.
- A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have a plastic one in the closet!.
- It always smells fresh as a forest!.
- A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you watch football all day or go to a strip club after work!.
- A Christmas tree doesn’t get possessive if you want to let your neighbor use your balls!.
- You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home!.
- A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you look up underneath it!.
- When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away!.
- A Christmas tree doesn’t get jealous around other Christmas trees!.
- A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past!.
- A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
- When you dress it up with silver and gold, it doesn’t look like a cheap hooker!.
- A Christmas tree will never complain if you compare it to another bush!.
- A Christmas tree will stay up late, watch a porno with you, and won’t say, “Hey, look at the size of that one … I didn’t know they made ‘em that big!”
- Christmas trees actually like when you use exotic electrical devices!.
- A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have a plastic one in the closet!.
- It always smells fresh as a forest!.
- A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you watch football all day or go to a strip club after work!.
- A Christmas tree doesn’t get possessive if you want to let your neighbor use your balls!.
- You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home!.
- A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you look up underneath it!.
- When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away!.
- A Christmas tree doesn’t get jealous around other Christmas trees!.
- A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past!.
- A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The Christmas Parrot
A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife!.
The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for; a beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols!. He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird!. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be much for singing!. The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter!.
The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet's left foot!. Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night, Holy Night!." The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and ******* as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot!. Chet now starts to sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way!." The husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him!.
The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this wonderful gift immediately!. He presents Chet and starts to explain the parrot's special talent!. Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and the bird sings "Silent Night!." He then moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose a round of "Jingle Bells!."
The wife is absolutely impressed, and with a mischievous grin asks her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's legs instead!. Curious the husband moves the lighter between the bird's legs, and the bird begins to sing:
"Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife!.
The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for; a beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols!. He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird!. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be much for singing!. The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter!.
The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet's left foot!. Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night, Holy Night!." The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and ******* as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot!. Chet now starts to sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way!." The husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him!.
The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this wonderful gift immediately!. He presents Chet and starts to explain the parrot's special talent!. Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and the bird sings "Silent Night!." He then moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose a round of "Jingle Bells!."
The wife is absolutely impressed, and with a mischievous grin asks her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's legs instead!. Curious the husband moves the lighter between the bird's legs, and the bird begins to sing:
"Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.He felt his presents!.!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.!.He felt his presents!.!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
xmas is cancelledWww@Enter-QA@Com
SANTA SAYS; ho ho ho !
I SAY; you calling me a hoe !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I SAY; you calling me a hoe !?Www@Enter-QA@Com