Do you want a widdle white wabbit?!
Question: Do you want a widdle white wabbit!?
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, 'Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits!?'
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, 'Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there!?'
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, 'I don't think my python weally gives a thit!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, 'Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there!?'
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, 'I don't think my python weally gives a thit!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
thass weally gweat , my fwend !. lol
kweep warm !. D :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
kweep warm !. D :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!! I can just see the look on his face!.! 0 o
I could use that python for some vermin that need exterminating >: )Www@Enter-QA@Com
I could use that python for some vermin that need exterminating >: )Www@Enter-QA@Com
bahhahahWww@Enter-QA@Com
Cute !. I laughed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats horrible!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Verbal laughter on this end!Www@Enter-QA@Com
aah why was the shoekeeper working at the pet store!?!?!?
cute joke;)
God bless!Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute joke;)
God bless!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com