What is the best joke you have ever pulled off?!
Question: What is the best joke you have ever pulled off!?
on friends or family or maybe a total strangerWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Wife Catches Hubby Cheating - It's Time For This Olde Story Again
The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing!? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened!. You can't say I'm dishonest!."
"Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from you!. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"
The husband begins to tell his story !. !. !.
"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride!. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car!. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty!.
She mentioned that at she had not eaten for 3 days!.
With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically devoured them!."
"Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower!.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away!.
Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste!."
"I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair!."
The husband continues his story !. !. !. !. !.
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door!. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears in her eyes, she asks me: "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use!?"!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing!? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened!. You can't say I'm dishonest!."
"Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from you!. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"
The husband begins to tell his story !. !. !.
"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride!. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car!. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty!.
She mentioned that at she had not eaten for 3 days!.
With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically devoured them!."
"Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower!.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away!.
Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste!."
"I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair!."
The husband continues his story !. !. !. !. !.
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door!. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears in her eyes, she asks me: "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use!?"!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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Eh, well I found a video on YouTube which had a phone ringing really loudly!. Downstairs, my parents heard it and my mom told my dad to pick it up!. I stopped the video when I heard my dad answer it!. Then I played the video again and my mom was telling my dad to answer i and he was getting ticked off at her because there was nothing shown up on the caller ID and she was yelling at him!. Not the best but it was pretty funny xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
idk about the best joke!.!. but like yesterday i called my cousins grandmom saying i was from immigration!.!. IT WAS HILARIOUS! she believed me and then my cousin and I started laughing hysterically and she knew!.!. she wasnt really mad!.!. LOL !.!. tomorrow I am planning on calling my grandpa who jus came from Pakistan about an admission in Ancora hospital because he likes to sleep with the doors wide open of the balcony!.!.!.!.in pakistan he sleeps on the roof in the open air!.!. lol he wont mind!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com