Who has a funny true story?!
Question: Who has a funny true story!?
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Ok, baby cousin story!.!.!.
I was watching my baby cousin and she wanted to play outside!.!.!.so, we went to the park!. She is only 3 and so she doesn't pronounce everything correctly!. For instance, instead of the 'st' sound, she says the 'd' sound!.!.!.she was walking around, and she picked up a stick!.
She started waving it around, and at the top of her lungs she yelled,
"HEY LOOK! I GOT A D*CK!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was watching my baby cousin and she wanted to play outside!.!.!.so, we went to the park!. She is only 3 and so she doesn't pronounce everything correctly!. For instance, instead of the 'st' sound, she says the 'd' sound!.!.!.she was walking around, and she picked up a stick!.
She started waving it around, and at the top of her lungs she yelled,
"HEY LOOK! I GOT A D*CK!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
My mother in law is a klutz, and is very aware of it!. She went shopping with some friends and she is the skinniest one of them all!. They all sneak in between the isles of the clothes, one by one, to get to the other side!. They all slip past some racks and she follows behind!. Her purse gets caught on the rack and it pulls it down, knocking everything over!.
I also saw something funny on youtube!. Two guys were going for a walk in the wilderness when a snake bit one of the guys ankles!. The other guy told him that he had to suck the poison out, so the first guy lifted his leg while the other guy started to suck the poison out!. He was moaning in pain, because it hurt so bad!. Another hiker came walking past them and since the guy that was helping his friend, had his back turned towards the other walker and the guy who had his leg lifted, it looked like he was doing something else to the guy!. The runner took off really fast!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I also saw something funny on youtube!. Two guys were going for a walk in the wilderness when a snake bit one of the guys ankles!. The other guy told him that he had to suck the poison out, so the first guy lifted his leg while the other guy started to suck the poison out!. He was moaning in pain, because it hurt so bad!. Another hiker came walking past them and since the guy that was helping his friend, had his back turned towards the other walker and the guy who had his leg lifted, it looked like he was doing something else to the guy!. The runner took off really fast!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok lol this is so funny!!!^_^
OK here is the story: i was babysitting a 2 year old boy at his house and he said he had to go to the bathroom!.
i asked if he needed help(i'm not perverted but he hasn't been toilet-trained for very long and i didn't know if he would need help) he said no and went into the bathroom and when he did i called my friend and asked if she wanted to come over to help me babysit!. after 10 minutes he was still in there and my friend had just arrived and so we knocked on the door and asked if he was ok and he came out screaming and yelling: the toilet is haunted!!! we went in and there was toilet paper EVERYWHERE and the toilet was backed up and spewing out water and we tried to get it to stop but it wouldn't!. later we figured out a pipe had burst and we called the plumber and he fixed it and it took us 4 hours to clean up all the water and toilet paper!. the poor 2 year old was afraid of going to the bathroom for a month!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OK here is the story: i was babysitting a 2 year old boy at his house and he said he had to go to the bathroom!.
i asked if he needed help(i'm not perverted but he hasn't been toilet-trained for very long and i didn't know if he would need help) he said no and went into the bathroom and when he did i called my friend and asked if she wanted to come over to help me babysit!. after 10 minutes he was still in there and my friend had just arrived and so we knocked on the door and asked if he was ok and he came out screaming and yelling: the toilet is haunted!!! we went in and there was toilet paper EVERYWHERE and the toilet was backed up and spewing out water and we tried to get it to stop but it wouldn't!. later we figured out a pipe had burst and we called the plumber and he fixed it and it took us 4 hours to clean up all the water and toilet paper!. the poor 2 year old was afraid of going to the bathroom for a month!Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is a story of my father who is of course 53 years old!.Of course in this story we were in a neighboorhood that had alot of blacks!.The story starts with us going to KFC chicken and i dont mean to say that im racist but my dad is and hes funny when hes racist!. anyways we go to KFC chicken and this black lady tells my dad what he wants!. my dad on the other hand tells the lady that he wants chicken because he says duh its a chicken resturant!. after that the lady says ok but what chicken you want!?her topics are either white or black!. my dad then says that he will have the dark also known as black chicken!. As we get the order my dad looks in the chicken basket and notices that the chicken is white!. He then takes the chicken shows the lady and says hey lady i asked for black chicken like you are!. the lady then says escuse me!. my dad then takes a chicken out the basket and when the lady closes the drive through window my dad took the chicken and rubbed it on the window and said so long ****** town!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i was in a hurry and i had to get changed in the car
into my bathing suit to meet my friend at the gym,
while i got out of the car, i quickly put my pants over
my suit!. i walked into the gym and saw two hot guys,
but as i walked in, my underwear from my before outfit
slipped out of my pant leg!.!.!.!.and fell onto the ground!.
they started laughing at me, and i quickly ran inside
hahahha it was horrible, but when i think
back to it i just laugh :P
tehe!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
into my bathing suit to meet my friend at the gym,
while i got out of the car, i quickly put my pants over
my suit!. i walked into the gym and saw two hot guys,
but as i walked in, my underwear from my before outfit
slipped out of my pant leg!.!.!.!.and fell onto the ground!.
they started laughing at me, and i quickly ran inside
hahahha it was horrible, but when i think
back to it i just laugh :P
tehe!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i was kindof sad i laughed when this happened!.
i was walking to one of my art classes and there was a boy in front of me who was very heavyset and he was walking slow, so i decided to walk slow to!. and then some kids behind me, yelled over my sholder and said "hey *insert name*! walk a little faster!" and the boy in front of me replied, "i cant, im fat!"
well, the kid behind me yelled "your not fat, your just obease!"
well, its not that funny when you realy think about it, its kind of hurtfull, but at the time i chuckled!.!.!.i mean it was such a quick reply!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i was walking to one of my art classes and there was a boy in front of me who was very heavyset and he was walking slow, so i decided to walk slow to!. and then some kids behind me, yelled over my sholder and said "hey *insert name*! walk a little faster!" and the boy in front of me replied, "i cant, im fat!"
well, the kid behind me yelled "your not fat, your just obease!"
well, its not that funny when you realy think about it, its kind of hurtfull, but at the time i chuckled!.!.!.i mean it was such a quick reply!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I visited New York for the first time last year and got into taxi right from the train station!. The driver was an older gentleman, clean cut, not like the ones you see on T!.V!.
I asked him to take me to the Metropolitan Art Museum, but I had some other places in mind!. After about 15 minutes, I tapped him on the shoulder to ask him a question and he freaked out, screamed at the top of his lungs, and we almost hit a telephone pole!.
He collected himself and apologized, "This is my first day on the job," he said, "It's a little different than what I'm used to!."
"What did you do before!?" I asked!.
It turned out he had been driving a hearse for the past 30 years!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I asked him to take me to the Metropolitan Art Museum, but I had some other places in mind!. After about 15 minutes, I tapped him on the shoulder to ask him a question and he freaked out, screamed at the top of his lungs, and we almost hit a telephone pole!.
He collected himself and apologized, "This is my first day on the job," he said, "It's a little different than what I'm used to!."
"What did you do before!?" I asked!.
It turned out he had been driving a hearse for the past 30 years!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was on a bus sitting next to a little girl who asked her mother if I had plastic nails so I explained to her that I have fake nails, then the 7 year old and I started talking and then she was going to take her little brothers pacifier and her mom was like: "No, don't take your little brothers pacifier" and the little girl answers: "Yes, I like sucking on it" and then I answer (with a smile) "Hehe, I also liked to suck!." Then I see that her mom thinks I'm talking about something completely different!.!.!. "No, on my little brother's!.!.!. NO, I mean his pacifier, before!"
Yeah!. That was embarrassing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah!. That was embarrassing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG, this actually happened two days ago!.!.!.!.
I'm in a very strict choir that practices 2 times a week for two hours!. We were having a dress rehearsal for an upcoming concert, so there was a brass band- with a tuba and trumpets and french horns and trombones and everything- accompanying us as we sang!. Well, that day, I got my period for the first time, and I had a pad in my pocket just in case!. Well, while we sang, the tuba played, and I started to get a runny nose!. So I got up to get a tissue, and as I was walking across the room, my pad fell out of my pocket, onto the floor- in front of 6 choir directors (Male and female), as well as 200 kids (Male and female, 5th grade to 12th grade), and the brass band (old people, male and female)!.
You see, this would have been horrifying and awful enough!. Except, there's more!. You see, I didn't notice that my pad fell out straight away, so I kept on walking!. And I stepped on it, and slipped, just like a cartoon character slips on a banana peel!. I fell on my butt, and the pad went flying!.!.!.!. and landed in the tuba!. The tuba guy started laughing, the choir directors started laughing, all 200 kids started laughing!.!.!.!.!.
O!. M!. G!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm in a very strict choir that practices 2 times a week for two hours!. We were having a dress rehearsal for an upcoming concert, so there was a brass band- with a tuba and trumpets and french horns and trombones and everything- accompanying us as we sang!. Well, that day, I got my period for the first time, and I had a pad in my pocket just in case!. Well, while we sang, the tuba played, and I started to get a runny nose!. So I got up to get a tissue, and as I was walking across the room, my pad fell out of my pocket, onto the floor- in front of 6 choir directors (Male and female), as well as 200 kids (Male and female, 5th grade to 12th grade), and the brass band (old people, male and female)!.
You see, this would have been horrifying and awful enough!. Except, there's more!. You see, I didn't notice that my pad fell out straight away, so I kept on walking!. And I stepped on it, and slipped, just like a cartoon character slips on a banana peel!. I fell on my butt, and the pad went flying!.!.!.!. and landed in the tuba!. The tuba guy started laughing, the choir directors started laughing, all 200 kids started laughing!.!.!.!.!.
O!. M!. G!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is more embarrasing than funny!.!. I used to attend Catholic elmentary school and we had to where uniforms with the pleated skirts and the whole deal!. My mom used to buy me those undies with the ruffles on the butt (Idk if u know what im talking about)!. Anyway I used the bathroom before I left my house to walk the 2 miles to school!. It turns out I walked a whole mile in the street with my shirt and the bottom of the back of my skirt tucked into my underwear! so everything was showing!.!.!. Finally when someone told me I was like oooo thats y my day was so weird!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OK, here goes!.
When my friend's mom was little, she lived next to a mentally challenged old lady!. The old lady really liked shiny things so my friend's mom and her friend put a line of shiny pennies all the way down their street!. The old lady walked all the way down the street to pick every single penny up!.
I'll have more later!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When my friend's mom was little, she lived next to a mentally challenged old lady!. The old lady really liked shiny things so my friend's mom and her friend put a line of shiny pennies all the way down their street!. The old lady walked all the way down the street to pick every single penny up!.
I'll have more later!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ok check this out!.
A man is stuck in a crashing plane!. He prays to god to save him!. Then god comes and says that he would sell him a parachute!. Then the man pays him $50 and gets the parachute but dosen't jump out!. Now he's in heaven, god asks him why you didn't jump!. He says he was waiting on his change!!!!!
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
A man is stuck in a crashing plane!. He prays to god to save him!. Then god comes and says that he would sell him a parachute!. Then the man pays him $50 and gets the parachute but dosen't jump out!. Now he's in heaven, god asks him why you didn't jump!. He says he was waiting on his change!!!!!
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
I was running in gym class and my pants fell down!. My friend started laughing at me so hard that he threw up all over his homeroom teacher!. Her mouth was like : O!. Then she fainted and fell on a student! The kid was like,"AHHH! Why is my science teacher covered in puke and laying on me!!? EW!" That is the hardest I have ever laughed at!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
one time me an my brother an sister were walking an we saw a bunch of dog food that was open an i asked "i wonder why theres open dog food" an my sister said "O because homeless people eat it haha" so we turned a corner an there was a whole bunch of homeless people sitting down giving us the evil eye!. lol lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
umm i was walking down the drive way and i slipped on ice and i looked up ther was a squrreil laughing at me i threw a rock at it and it jumped off the wires it was on and i laughed at it :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
well,, today my fat, ugly, mean, old litterature tecaher was doing the soulja boy!. not very funny to just hear it,, but picture it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
one time this random guy that i have never seen in my whole in tire life, said " hey" then i said hey back then he started meowing!!! and this dude was like 16!!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
my ex started snogging his other ex in front of me tonight!.so i booted him in the ballsWww@Enter-QA@Com
you know what!?
screw racking my brains, im going home
oh dang
im already thereWww@Enter-QA@Com
screw racking my brains, im going home
oh dang
im already thereWww@Enter-QA@Com
ur wierdWww@Enter-QA@Com