Dumb blonde jokes ( 20 characters)?!
Question: Dumb blonde jokes ( 20 characters)!?
Can you tell me some unique, uncommon blonde jokes! I think they're hilarious and I need some new jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A blonde calls her boyfriend up to help her with a jigsaw puzzle
"Can you please come over though! It's super dooper hard!" she said
"What's it suppose to be a puzzle of though!?" the bf said!.
She said, "It's suppose to be a tiger! but it's had come over please!"
The boyfriend came over and sighed!.!.!.!.
"Okay," he said, "first of all what ever we do, this won't turn out to be a tiger," he exhaled deeply, "2nd of all, let's pu the frosted falkes back in the box!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Can you please come over though! It's super dooper hard!" she said
"What's it suppose to be a puzzle of though!?" the bf said!.
She said, "It's suppose to be a tiger! but it's had come over please!"
The boyfriend came over and sighed!.!.!.!.
"Okay," he said, "first of all what ever we do, this won't turn out to be a tiger," he exhaled deeply, "2nd of all, let's pu the frosted falkes back in the box!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A trucker stops at a red light and a blond catches up to him!. She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!." The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street!.
At the next light, the blond again catches up and says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!." He ignores her again and continues down the street!.
At the next red light the blond catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!." The trucker looks at her and finally he says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's snowing, and I'm driving a salt truck!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
At the next light, the blond again catches up and says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!." He ignores her again and continues down the street!.
At the next red light the blond catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!." The trucker looks at her and finally he says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's snowing, and I'm driving a salt truck!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine!?
A: "Daddy! can I go to Miami!
Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency!?
A: She turned it over and used the other side!.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind!?
A: Blow in her ear!.
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer!?
A: There are some things even a blonde won't do!.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home!?
A: She moved!.
Q: Why do blondes look up and smile at lightning!?
A: They think someone is taking their picture!.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline!?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline!
Q: Why do blondes have square breasts!?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box!
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common!?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any!.
Q: Why can't blondes count to 70!?
A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful!.
Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs!?
A: Some traffic signs say stop!.
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the waitress when reading her nametag!?
A: "Mary!.!.!. that's cute!. What did you name the other one!?"
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering!?
A: The noise gave her a headache!.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747!?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747!.
Q: What do blondes say after sex!?
A: "Thanks, guys!"
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A: "Daddy! can I go to Miami!
Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency!?
A: She turned it over and used the other side!.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind!?
A: Blow in her ear!.
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer!?
A: There are some things even a blonde won't do!.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home!?
A: She moved!.
Q: Why do blondes look up and smile at lightning!?
A: They think someone is taking their picture!.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline!?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline!
Q: Why do blondes have square breasts!?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box!
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common!?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any!.
Q: Why can't blondes count to 70!?
A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful!.
Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs!?
A: Some traffic signs say stop!.
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the waitress when reading her nametag!?
A: "Mary!.!.!. that's cute!. What did you name the other one!?"
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering!?
A: The noise gave her a headache!.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747!?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747!.
Q: What do blondes say after sex!?
A: "Thanks, guys!"
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there was a blonde!.!.!. and she had an economy class ticket on the plane!.!.!.!. but she saw that the first class seats were much bigger and comfier, so she sat there instead!. the ppl who go and make sure ur baggage and stuff is in the compartment told her to move, but she just said, "i'm pretty, i'm blonde, and i will sit here all the way to LA!." the ppl told the pilot!. he also came and told her to move!.!.!. again, the blonde said, "i'm pretty, i'm blonde, and i will sit here all the way to LA!." the pilot called the co-pilot, who was experienced with blondes cuz he had a blonde girlfriend!.!.!. the co-pilot comes and whispers something in the blonde's ear and the blonde stands up and says, "Ok! thank u for telling me that!" later, the pilot asks the co-pilot what he told the blonde!. the co-pilot said, "i told her that first-class wasn't landing in LA!.!.!." :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Q: How does a blond kill a fish!?
A: She drowns it!.
Q: How does a blond kill a bird!?
A; She throws it off a cliff!.
Two blonds walked into a bar!. You think the second one would have ducked!.
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A: She drowns it!.
Q: How does a blond kill a bird!?
A; She throws it off a cliff!.
Two blonds walked into a bar!. You think the second one would have ducked!.
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